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Seokjin - RJ'sFather
Yoongi - Meow
Hoseok - MangMang
Namjoon - StanLoona
Jimin - StanSeventeen
Taehyung - TataIsntClapped
Jungkook - IWant2Dead

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MangMang: holy shit this gc is dead

RJ'SFather: well maybe if you stanned loona!

StanLoona: agree, loona paved the way

IWant2Dead: no we did

TataIsntClapped: loonarmies!

IWant2Dead: ,,, anyway

Meow: flop stream butterfly by loona

MangMang: army you fat fucking pieces of SHIT

Meow: STOP I KEEP THINKING OF THAT

StanSeventeen: huh??? what is going on?? i just wanted to listen to svt in peace 3u3

Meow: jimin ily

StanSeventeen: omg,,,, yoongi ilym smelly homo

Meow: nvm

StanSeventeen: i am hurt beyond words

MangMang: anYWAY yeontan is a thiccie

Meow: hoseok what the fuck

MangMang: what :P im gonna clap his cheeks

Meow: he is an ANIMAL

MangMang: oh? even better

Meow: dead christ

IWant2Dead: who wants to come watch some porn with me lol

TataIsntClapped: omg me omw

MangMang: no words...

Meow: maybe if you had stanned dreamcatcher, none of this would have happened...

StanSeventeen has changed their name to CanaryJimin

CanaryJimin: so anyway! storytime i love taehyung 3w3

Meow: he just went offline LMFAO

CanaryJimin: you piece of shit im gonna piss on your fucking fursuit

Meow: you wouldn't dare.

CanaryJimin: oh? i wouldn't?

Meow: fuck you, jimin. leave my fursuit alone.

CanaryJimin: awhh baby gonna CRY bc im gonna PISS on his CAT COSTUME LFMFAOO GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY LMFAOAOOOOO

RJ'sFather: jimin wtf i leave for five minutes

MangMang: ...there's hydrogen, and helium, then lithium,,,,

Meow: BERYLLIUM, BORON, CARBON EVERYWHERE, NITROGEN ALL THROUGH THE AIR

MangMang: WITH OXYGEN SO YOU CAN BREATHE AND FLUORINE FOR YOU PRETTY TEETH, NEON TO LIGHT UP THE SIGNS, SODIUM FOR SALTY TIMES

Meow: MAGNESIUM! ALUMINIUM, SILICONE, PHOSPHOROUS, THEN SULFUR, CHLORINE, AND ARGON! POTASSIUM AND CALCIUM SO YOU'LL GROW STRONG.

MangMang: SCANDIUM, TITATnIUM VANADIUM AND CHROMIUM AND MANGANESE

Meow: tHIS IS THE PERIODIC TABLE, NOBLE GAS IS STABLE, HALOGENS AND ALKALI REACT AGGRESSIVELY, EACH PERIOD WE'LL SEE NEW OUTER SHELLS WITH ELECTRONS ARE ADDED MOVING TO THE RIGHT

MangMang: IRON IS THE 26TH, THEN COBALT NICKEL COINS YOU'LL GET, COPPER ZINC AND GALLIUM, GERMANIUM AND ARSENIC

Meow: gayhead

MangMang: shut ily

Meow: ANYWAY stan dreamcatcher

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i ended it badly again lmfao anyway 

sorry @ becki bc i keep mentioning this everywhere btu

IM FUCKING SEEING BTRS LIVE IN JUNE IM SO EXCITED :(( IM MEETING ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS THERE AS WELL IM GONNA SOB IM SO EXCITED :(( I LOVE THEM SM Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME !! AND IM GONNA SEE THEM PERFORM LIVE!!! I HAVE AA6 SEATS AS WELL IM GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAAA -Jess

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