Pidge: I wanna keep a pidgeon as a pet you know? Just keep it and feed it every so often and play games with it in my garden. And maybe kill some people together.
Hunk: If none of you eat my food, then I'm going to have to threaten you with more food
Allura: you wanna be careful with that person, they look cute but they're secretly a snake. Trust me i know
Shiro: could everyone please stop and calm down-hey FUCK OFF IM NOT ANGRY
Lance: anyone up for binge watching the shrek movies at 3am tonight?
Keith: Fuck you I'm taking the knife to school and nobody is stopping me.
Coran: My microwave isnt working so I tried to break into your house to use yours
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Voltron headcanons and oneshots
FanfictionIt is what it is bitch. Just Voltron headcanons i think of and one shots. Probably won't past THAT often but let's see I guess. If y'all have ideas for short stories, message me I could write em. Im so bored fuck
