Movies
It's volleyball camp movie night! Tsukki is eating strawberry cake, while watching Jurassic Park, when Hinata comes along with a freshly baked Cinnamon roll, and turns on the cooking channel, when Oikawa comes with his Alien plush, and turns on 'Men in Black 2' and eats some popcorn.Iwaizumi soon comes along and puts on Godzilla, while eating Dino nuggets, which makes Oiks sad, so he leaves.
Kageyama then comes, Oikawa following back in suit, in his black shirt, and black pants, and turns on...
Nothing...
He turns it off...
They all started fighting, until Suga came on and turned on a movie they all liked, the Lorax.
45 minutes later...
They all started singing 'let it grow' ... even Iwaizumi and Tsukishima sang.
Inspiration- theanimeyaoiship go check out her book of HQ Headcannons!
Fannon KuroTsuki-
Kuroo: I love you Tsukki
Tsukishima: I l-love you too Tetsu-chan
Cannon KuroTsuki-
Tsukishima: most people are like slinky's, useless for everything, but make you crack a smile when falling down stairs.
Yamaguchi: Tsukki, please don't push Kuroo-san down the stairs...
Tsukishima: *gives Yams a side glance and an evil grin*
Yamaguchi: Tsukki no
Tsukishima: Tsukki yes! *runs off*Fannon KageHina
*cheesy 'I love you's' and smol pecks on the cheek. Cute af*Cannon KageHina
Hinata: Kage tos meh me bol
Kageyama: ...I fucking hate you
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Akaashi: Bokuto-san, you may be a piece of ass, but I still love you...
Bokuto: *tears up*
Tsukki: *in the background with Kuroo, laughing their balls off*
Kuroo: Piece of a-ass
Kuroo: *starts loosing his shit again*
Bokuto: aKKKKKKKAAAASSSSHHHIIIII!!I love you!!
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Ushijima: why is there a hole in your pants?
Semi: it's called, 'fashion'
Ushijima: I think it should be called, 'buy new jeans'--
Kuroo: you shouldn't break the hearts of the ones close to you,
Akaashi: yeah, they only have one, break their bones, they have 206 of them..
Kuroo: ...
Akaashi: ...
Kuroo: ...
Akaashi: *whispering* Oshiete Oshiete
Kuroo: I thought you had gotten over this...
Akaashi: *screaming* BOKU NO NAKA NI!--
Oikawa: Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary...
Ushijima: *appears in mirror * You should've come to shiratorizawa
Oikawa: *screeches*--
Whenever Iwaizumi eats Dino nuggets it makes Oikawa cry
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A/N
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Bye my lil monkeys 🐒
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