Things Wrong With Fan Fiction (Or just Books In General)

Oneshots

Oh. My. God.

When people and (y/n) go to a convention to meet Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Pewds, or anyone famous, and they bump into them. Then the friend leaves them alone with whoever the celebrity is.

LIKE BOI. IF YOUR FRIEND LIKES MARK OR JACK, THEY AIN'T GONNA JUST WALK AWAY LIKE MEETING THEIR IDOL IS NOTHING.

This. Pisses. Me. The. Fuck. Off.

Especially if your character has social anxiety and ffffff.

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Me and (f/n) were walking along. Mark was off the stage and we hoped to run into the man. (F/n) really likes him and I do too. I'd talk to him, but my anxiety would kill meh.

"Why hello gurls. The names Markifart."

"Mark!" I yelled, hugging him. He smirked, and pointed at my friend, who was walking away. "(F/N)!" I yelled.

"Nah it's fine," he chuckled. "Wanna come backstage and meet Jack?"

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THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN, BOI. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, BECAUSE ITS NOT A THING