Popular girls are secretly from Mean Girls

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by BrendonsUrieFury

by BrendonsUrieFury

All the popular girls are either super rude to our character, or are using him/her/other.

So, first, them being super rude.

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I shrugged away from my best friend. He's a little loud sometimes, especially when joking around with his boyfriend.

Not looking where I was going, I bumped into someone. Blonde hair filled my vision for a second. When I moved away, my blue eyes met a pair of brown ones.

"Sorry!!" I exclaimed, nervously playing with my pencil. Her eyes narrowed.

"You're a dead whore. I'll ruin you." Her voice shocked me. So sweet, yet her words were poison. My mouth dropped as she flipped her hair and walked away.

Like, nobody's like that in real life. Maybe they make a snarky remark, but NEVER SAY THEY'LL KILL YOU/RUIN YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.

Ok. Secondly.

Popular girls being from Mean girl.

"Hair up once a week."

"No sweatpants."

And all the other shit.

BOI, THEY DON'T GIVE ENOUGH FUCKS WHAT YOU WEAR. YOU RELATED TO MARKIFART (OR WHOEVER) THEY GONNA TRY GETTING IN HIS PANTS, NOT TEAR OFF YOURS.

Ok. Then they're all

"Oh yeah haha don't wear anything like that ever again or we'll kill you."

"You'll be dead in that outfit."

Then the minion remarks.

"You're gonna get a boyfriend in THAT?"

"You don't want a boyfriend?"

Then the popular again.

"Shit. Man, you're dead."

EVERY GODDAMN FAN FUCKING FICTION OR BOOKS ABOUT TEENAGERS IN GODDAMN GENRAL.

BOI KILL ME