Patrick Stump and His Lawyer Lady (WARNING CONTAINS EROTICA) #wattys2015

Chapter Eight: Grand Theft Autumn

Chapter Eight: Grand Theft Autumn

Tony's POV

Okay, I was mortified. Patrick's mother stood there for a minute before saying she would give us a moment to "clear up," then meet us inside.

I was so embarrassed yet Patrick didn't seem to feel the same.

"Baby, every mom is going to be a little weirded out by walking in on her son in the middle of about to tear his girlfriend apart, except she doesn't need to know that she just walked in on us doing the cuddly after-sex stuff."

I gave him a death stare as he held up the towel for me to put my bikini back on.

"What! I'm 29 and divorced. Do you think my mom seriously thinks I'm a virgin? She has a habit of walking in on me in uh... compromising... situations."

"That makes me feel so much better Patrick Stump. Don't worry baby, you're not the only woman my mom has walked in on me doing the dirty with."

For some reason, this made him laugh. He wrapped a towel around my waist and did likewise with himself, stopping to pick up his clothes. He was about to throw his clothes on the couch when his mom called from the kitchen:

"Patrick, laundry basket!"

He rolled his eyes. "Yes mom!"

I waited in the lounge where, soon after he had left, his mother walked in with two cans of Coke and tea, I assumed for Patrick.

"My goodness but you have an amazing body young lady. I hope you don't mind me saying so."

She extended her hand to me. "I suppose you've figured this out already but I'm Patrick's mom, Patricia. Please don't feel self-conscious about earlier. I had just seen a few pictures of Patrick with you in the mall earlier and decided to come over and find out the real hot goss for myself." She finished her speech off with a wink.

I laughed at her take on the situation and gave her my free hand that didn't have a Coke in it.

"In that case, it's lovely to meet you Mrs Stump. I'm Tony Oliviera, Patrick's new girlfriend."

She spluttered on her Coke and looked at me in shock.

"Oliviera, as in our lawyer Oliviera? We thought you were an old, semi-bald man!"

Again, I laughed. "Common misconception. Patrick thought that initially and I use Tony for my practice as male lawyers are generally taken more seriously but Tony is short for Antonia of Portuguese heritage."

She looked at me in awe and Patrick walked in just then, fully clothed again.

"So mom, what do you think of my new girlfriend?"

Patrick's POV

My mom looked at me almost sarcastically.

"Well I like her more already than I liked your wife."

"Mom!"

"What Patty? It's true! Tony is a lot sexier and she is independent. That means with or without your money, she still can get by. To me, that says she's either with you because she genuinely likes you or you're just that good in bed, and I don't want to think about the latter."

I rolled my eyes at my mom while sipping on my tea. "Yeah mom, I'm a real beast in the bedroom."

I went and sat next to Tony, Gosh her, my mom and Coca Cola. They seemed to be getting along fine already.

"So Patrick, are you taking Tony with you to the Teen Choice Awards?"

"Yeah I am, we just forgot to get you something to wear today baby."

She blushed at the use of her pet name in front of my mother, who, as usual, took complete control of the situation.

"Oh that's no problem Darling," she indicated she was speaking to Tony and not me anymore, took her phone out and continued, "put your number into my phone and we'll arrange a day during the week you aren't too busy and we'll get you all Teen Choiced up."

So much for taking it slower, my heart was already on the Tony bandwagon and now, so was the only other woman I cared for.