Luke:
“So, correct me if I’m wrong. But all of you are single except for Luke, who’s dating”, he mentioned for Luke to say your name. “(Y/N)”, he smiled shyly. “Right. And there are the two of you together”, he points at a picture of the two of you walking hand in hand. “Yeah, that was back when she was visiting me on your”, Luke explained. “Uh… So tell us, Luke”, he began again, “Don’t you think she might look a little bit like someone who’d cheat on you?”. For a moment, Luke was silent, unsure if the interviewer was joking or not. “Excuse me?”, he asked. “I’m just saying, look at her clothes”, he pointed to your dress, “Isn’t it screaming ‘I’m hot, come flirt with me’?”. “Okay”, Luke said, trying to contain his anger, “I don’t know what sort of pervert you are, but you’re clearly drooling over my girlfriend and I’d appreciate if you’d leave her – in fact, us – alone.”
Ashton:
“Hello everyone, I’m here on a call with Ashton Irwin from 5 Seconds of Summer. How are you Ashton?”. “Hey, I’m just fine. Trying to enjoy my time off”, Ashton said, laying on bed in your bedroom. “Spending much time with (Y/N)?”, the interviewer asked. “Yeah”, he smiled, “I’m actually at her place right now”. “Oh, so she’s got money to have her own place?” he asked. “What do you mean?”, Ashton replied, hoping this would not end up to the same point it always did. “It’s just that, you know, with your fame growing it’s not hard to find people that are only here for fame and money”. “You know what? I, more than anyone, know that what you just said is one hundred percent truth. And that’s why I know that (Y/N) is not one of those people. In fact, I would prefer if we could talk about my career instead of my private life.”
Michael:
“So you and (Y/N) enjoyed your little trip to Hawaii, didn’t you?”, the interviewer affirmed more than anything as pictures of you and Michael on the beach appeared on the screen. “Yeah”, he chuckled, “It was pretty nice”. “But, if you don’t mind, may I ask if you don’t think you’re a little out of your reach? I mean, you deserve better”, she said seductively. “Actually, I think she’s out of my reach. I cannot believe I even got so lucky to be with her, and I definitely can’t believe that humanity got to the point where they do what you just did. (Y/N) and I love each other very much and we don’t need your opinion in your relationship thank you very much.”
Calum:
“So, Calum, we did some research on your girlfriend”, the interviewer said and Calum frowned, “And here’s what we found”. Pictures of you with 5SOS merch and fangirling appeared on the screen. “Yeah, she’s quite a fan of our music”, he shrugged. “Yeah, but don’t you think that’s a little weird? I mean, she used to yell your name at concerts and probably just even looking at your picture… It must be a little creepy”, the interviewer pressed on. “Actually, no it’s not. Having a girlfriend that enjoys my music is supportive and the fact she used to be so dedicated only makes the fans accept her even more. Oh, and ‘fyi’”, he used the expression in a tone of sarcasm; “She still screams my name. A lot.”
