White Lies [Unfinished]

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Jaiden and James lie about going out with each other because they are getting annoyed of their spouse. Jaiden also lies to her daughter about feeling self conscious. Also Rebecca and Adam run into each other. Adam breaks his arm trying to defend her.

James notices what effect Craig is having on Jaiden.
Jaiden and James start hanging out more frequently ever since Jaiden's family moved to Hollywood to market more towards Americans. Just before Jaiden and James confess their feelings to each other. James decided to gift her flowers for Mother's day. James is met by Veronica at the door first, he feels like a teenage boy asking for her permission to take out her daughter even. He says he hates the feeling. They go to a restruant where Jaiden bumps into that reviewer that gave her a 4.25/10 after James goes to the restroom.

"Pfff, they should really check those PH levels in the pool 'cuz those chicks are basic."

"Omg, you're so..."

"Hehe you never cease to surprise me Jaybird."

"I hope that's a good thing."

"It is don't worry. I'll be right back, gonna go to the restroom really quick. Stay fresh."

"Is that who I think it is? Jaiden Animations?"

"Just Jaiden I-"

"Oh shit, my bad, of course you wouldn't wanna be called by that lazy excuse for a online persona. How've ya been? You look stressed, haven't found a job that wasn't a Burger King or have you realized you can't buy love despite being a literal millionaire?"

"I'm not sure what's your problem with me-"

"Oh, right you probably never saw my review. No you must have! I am sure your marshmallow friend and his ripoff would have told you something."

"I remember now, but I never really took much of it into consideration aside from some background detail and more expensive animation, which I mean I would have done anyways so I shouldn't really-"

"You still haven't answered my question Jaiden. What have you been up to?"

"Me and my family moved back to the states since my husband got a better position over here. I mainly do contract work for major animation companies now. Disney, Pixar, DreamWorks, some netflix-"

"Oooh I am so proud of you."

"Your approval means nothing to me."

"I'll give you credit where it's due Jaiden, you were the reason some people smiled.  Because you're a jok-"

"Don't touch her."

"Oh look everybody, it's RJ RALLISON. Oh wait, no! That's not your real name! It's James! Give it up for the little internet sensation that weezled his way into becoming a wannabe comedian!"

"Hey buddy, shut the fuck up or I am gonna kick you out. People come here for a good time."

"Then why don't we entertain them? Jimmy here is a comedian! Come on Jimmy tell me a joke!"

"Who are you again?"

"Pffft. LIKE you don't remember me!"

"Seriously, I don't."

"Daft! I'm Daftpina! I know you saw the videos I made of your little friends, I even got around to you eventually!"

"What did I say what did I say...Oh right! You are nothing but a safe, bland, uninspired artist that couldn't even be bothered to color his animations anymore. But hey, at least I said you animations were 6.25 out of 10!"

"So you were a channel reviewer? Yeesh like there weren't hundreds of thousands of those. I still can't say I remember you."

"I-I even met you at vidcon and at one of your shows I-"

"I've been doing this for 18 years, of course I would remember who you are. You are so important! So influential! Yeah I remember doing Gotham, Letterman, and talking to you."

"Here's what I don't understand Daft, is it clear where you are suppose to go? Like a schedule to your damnation?"

"8 o'clock annoy people at Kmart, 9 o'clock restock the toliet paper but in all the wrong ways just so it's hard for those little old ladies to go up and reach them. 10 o'clock-shifts over- you come here because you can just feel in your bones that your purpose-your magnum Optus* is to make the bartenders life hell and pick on people so that way when you go home at 11 you don't have to cry yourself to sleep as much? Is that why you do it buddy?"
[James goes ape like in GaLms play through)

"Don't break an arm jerking yourself off."

"Sometimes I have this voice in the back of my head that tells me 'hey, everyone hates you, and they aren't wrong to feel that way.'"

"I know what you mean."

"That voice, the one that tells you that you're stupid, ugly, and worthless..."

"Yeah?"

"It goes away right? It's just, like, a dumb teenage girl thing?"

"Yeah..."

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