Dancing

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You know how everyone has a nervous twitch, right?

So for me, I just do a weird little dance-thingy where I'll like bob up and down...

Yeaaaa... one time, a waiter at a restaurant saw me doing this and asked if I liked the music,

Me: HAHAHAHAAAAAA YES. THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE... I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.

The waiter gave me extra food for my fabulous 'dancing'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FREE MOTHER-FRICKING FOOD


Sometimes this isn't even a nervous twitch, I just kinda... do it, ya know?


I also cannot dance. At all.

My dancing consists of me flopping around like a dying fish, like, I'm not even kidding, I'll try to dance and, like, my legs will be kicking out, my arms will be waving around, ya know... *cries*


Sometimes this isn't even a nervous twitch, I just kinda... do it, ya know?

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