Off Sick

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by MagicalAlpacaFaery

by MagicalAlpacaFaery

So, ya know at school, when you've been off for the morning and then some random person that you don't really know comes up to you and asks where you've been? I hate that.

Response 1: Mirror them

Chold from class: WHERE WERE YOUUUU????

Me: WHERE DO YOU THIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK???

Chold from class: Oh. Okay.

Response 2: The psychopath

Chold from class: Why weren't you in this morning?

Me: Well, you see, I'm planning on mass-murdering everyone in this school, so I needed the morning off to perfect my plans.

Chold from class: What??

Response 3: The 'special' chold

Chold from class: What happened?

Me: I visited the land of cupquakes and uuuuunicorns.

Chold from class: *Steps back*

Like seriously, what do you think happened? I overslept...

But really, I don't even know you, let alone want to talk to you. I mean, I'm an introverted freak with basically 0 friends, why would you want to try and hold a sane conversation with an awkward bean such as myself?