Sass-quatch

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by MagicalAlpacaFaery

by MagicalAlpacaFaery

Okay, I am not a very witty person, I mean, my sass is like terrible...

It's pretty dang annoying actually, coz generally only do good sass when I'm angry like, one time, in my music lesson, a boy in my class was singing, (it was supposed to be funny, mind you) so afterwards I told him, "You're singing, it was really good, I mean, even my ears were crying tears of joy... no, wait... that's just blood."

That was a good day. Actually, no, it wasn't, I had a really bad headache *Cries again*.

So yeah..

Another time, I got my hair cut, and this random poophead (Wow there are a lot of d!cks in my form...) was all like, "What the fudge did you do to your hair?"

I looked at him and said, in the same tone, "What the fudge do think?" Then I turned back to ma friend to talk to her.

PS. We weren't saying fudge, we were swearing...

BAIIIII!!!!!!!