Weird habits of mine...

That moment when someone hates me

Okay, I generally know when people hate me, I mean it's pretty obvious.

For me, when people claim to 'hate' me, I always think its really funny, since they're generally wankers anyway.

Anyways, say if I'm in a shop or something, if I see someone who dislikes me but pretends to be friendly in front of me, I make a HUGE deal of shouting their name and waving.

E.g.

Me: Spots a wanker

Wanker: Sees me and glares

Me: OH MY GOD, WANKER! LONG TIME NO SEE!

Wanker: haha, yeahh..

Me: *Waves and smiles like a loony*

Wanker: *Leaves*

Seriously, do this to somebody who dislikes you, their reaction is SUPER funny, I find it especially good when you've done nothing but be a generally nice person to them and they end up hating you anyway. Coz then you can be all like, but what did I do to you? And they have nothing to say to it.