Heart of the Pyramid

chapter 1 - the spirit of the soulflower

Jin Lao decapitated the sentry guarding the front door, his lifeless body was still twitching when he picked up the head and kicked it. It fell across the barricade and into the pond, Jin loves football, you can take a warrior away from football but you can never take football away from a warrior.

Jin lao looked at his amazing sword and kissed it. He remembered his training on the genzhu mountains, the beatings of the cultivators, sex with the young housemaids. That time when a cultivator caught him in the act and almost castrated him with his bare hands but forgave him because the cultivator's dad's name was also Jin. I won't castrate a fellow brother of the monastery who has the same name as my father, be gone you bastard, its your last warning, the fierce looking cultivator had said back then. Jin lao smiled thinking about those good times, but there was no time to lose, have to steal that artifact for han yong feng, the pay is good, its been long since he got a good-paying-job, thanks to zhan for hooking me up with han yong, he thought.

He smiled and searched the pockets of the dead guard's uniform, he found the security card and slid it through the slot on the door. A green light blinked on the door and it flung open. Jin then witnessed a sight of horror.

Three grown up mothvars growled and rushed at him the moment they saw him, without wasting any second.

He threw some shurikens at them, one of those hit a mothvar in the eye. It got stunned and moaned in pain, a very low beeping sound started emanating from the shuriken, and then "fuckkkkkk! grosss but .... atleast its dead," he couldn't stop laughing at the sight.

The creature exploded. It started spewing out blood and guts everywhere around, he loved a good blood spatter during battle. The other two mothvars opened their mouths and tentacles wriggled out, their tentacled tongues entangled and mishmashed together forming some kind of a weird bonding, both the mothvars joined together in some kind of a kiss.

Jin was shocked, "the mothvars are about to unleash their most powerful attack!!! THE GREEN WHORE ASSAULT!!!" the mothvars' mouths joined together until both of their faces began to melt into one another.

Then within seconds their chests exploded, green flower petals and grass came flying out along with blood and pus. Then there was a greenish fog and out of the fog came..a sexy, curvy, hot nude lady with green skin and four hands, each of them having dangerous looking nails on them.

The girl looked at Jin and smiled, he looked serious but still he smiled back. He began to meditate, a Ying-Yang appeared out of thin air in front of him.

His body was circulating the power of Qi with crazy intensity. His hands began glowing with the blue light of condensed raw Qi power. He opened his eyes, he was ready.

He pulled out a reverberating energy gun from his magical holding bag in his utility belt, he leapt into the air from his meditation. The green whore rushed towards Jin and began slashing at him with her talons. He kept dodging and blocking the attacks with the gun, he then smiled and without a second thought activated the energy gun.

The needles of the gun dug into Jin's wrists and absorbed the Qi from him. The gun got fully charged, Jin grabbed the whore's elbow and pulled her towards him, she winked and licked his face with her slimy red tongue and he said, "grossss! its time for you to merge with my qi bitch," and then he shot the whore with the Qi gun.

Her whole body inflated into an enormous size and exploded with a huge bang, "motherfucker! now lets pray to mah buddy buddha," Jin immediately sat in a cross legged position and joined his palms, he started chanting and lord buddha's face appeared in front of him.

A glowing green flower made out of mist grew out of the gory mutilated corpse of the green whore. The face of a female started forming in the flower, "oh saviour!!! thank you for releasing me from this hideous being," she said in a husky echo filled voice, Jin walked towards the face and said "you're welcome, may you reincarnate into a pure being in your next life, I don't know why and how your soul got trapped in this creature but I know one thing, you appeared on the soulflower when I was praying, and this means you are a pure soul, now go and return to earth as a good human, not a cyborg though, they suck, be a human, r.i.p. see ya and wait ...whats your name?" she smiled at him and said "shii meng and whats yours?" Jin looked at her, he couldnt help admire her beauty, "I am Jin Lao, first class rank 1 smuggler, seeker and bounty hunter, I also do exorcisms and stuff ... like the one I'm performing now... I hope I see you again though," Shii Meng's face went gloomy, a tear rolled down her face, it was shining like a bright diamond.

Jin caught it just before it fell to the ground. At that exact moment the face faded into thin air, only the flower remained which was slowly losing it's shine, soon it faded. He looked sadly at his palm and watched the shiny tear as it was being absorbed by his body becoming a part of his Qi.

She's a part of him now, well .... sort of. Jin stood there for sometime, hoping to one day see her again, the mysterious spirit of the soulflower....

To be continued.......