Heart of the Pyramid

chapter 12 - Vampirrrrrress!!!!!

Jin walked for days, occassionaly taking rests at night or near some bushes and trees. He drank some water from a small pouch attached to his robe. He was fine now, one sip from his hydropouch was enough to quench his thirst.

He could smell a weird stench coming from shii's body. Days of heat has decomposed her corpse a bit. Jin pissed on her while chanting the preservation mantra. He remembered his old master's advice, your enchanted piss can preserve a corpse for atleast a month if it is applied on it once every day.

He pulled out a worm out of her eye and ate it. Vitamins are vital in these shitty times, he thought. As he walked on while pulling the corpse by her leg, he could see a child standing right in front of him dressed in a black suit and a pair of sunglasses. His hair was jet black and greasy.

He saw Jin and smiled. Jin stopped in his tracks and stared at the little boy. He walked ahead and messed up his hair and said, "Hey whats up!!! you want ice cream? look little guy... all I have is a corpse of a girl. Anyways, I wanna know something... Can you tell me where's this huuuuuge fucking Monolith or structure of somekind... It's called The Zenith...you know where it is? Do you ahhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuckk!!!!!"

The little boy suddenly bit his arm. Jin was writhing in pain and screaming. The boy's teeth was still lodged in his arm. Jin could feel the blood being sucked out at an alarming rate from his body.

He headbutted the boy with a mighty rage and freed his arm from him. However what he witnessed shocked him and almost made him piss his pants.

The boy fell back on the ground, then got up immediately and looked at Jin with anger and lust. He licked his sharp canines with his tongue. He is a fucking vampire!!!!, Jin thought. The left side of his head was crushed a bit because of the headbutt. He twitched his neck a bit and the wound began to heal, his head was back to normal in no time.

Jin was shocked, I only heard stories about these freaks, but.. but this shit is fucking real, he thought. He started vomitting in shock. He was kneeling on the ground and grabbing his stomach, he was vomitting like crazy.

The vampire kid gave a short laugh and screamed, "Fucking Talheim scum!! I want your fucking blood and your dead girlfriend, I wanna fuck that sexy corpse!!" He then ran towards jin and started kicking him in the gut making him vomit even more.

He then took out a coin from one of his pockets and tossed it in the air while talking frantically to himself, "haaa !!! What to do first !?? Haan!?? Should I fuck the dead chick or suck this asshole's blood!?? Lets c lets c !!!! Haha." The coin landed on his palm, he gave a surprising smile and began jumping up and down with happiness.

"So it's time to fuckkkkkk the dead chick!!!!!" He lifted up Shii's butt a bit and knelt down right behind . He took it out of his pants and gave a shout and said, "yeeeehawwwww, my oh myyyy!!!!!"

He was almost fully erect when suddenly there was a loud bang and a painful scream. "Awwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !!!! somebody shot my dick off !!!! Fuuuuuuck!!!! Motherfffffuckerrr!!!!!!"

Jin was lying on the ground and panting like a sick dog. He was feeling a bit better now. There was complete silence in the air besides the boy's screaming, but there was also a new sound, footsteps, slow footsteps coming closer.

A man came into view, he was wearing old western cowboy clothes but it was all black. He was also wearing the same kind of black sunglasses. Jin saw that he was carrying a gun in his hand and smoke was coming out of it's nozzle, maybe this is the guy who shot this little bastard, he thought.

The man was in his late 30s or so, he smiled at the boy and revealed his own set of sharp canines. He blew off the smoke from the gun's nozzle and said, "Timmy, I never allow necrophilia, you know that right? I also don't believe in attacking random people on the street before knowing their true identity." He poked at Timmy's crotch with his shoe making him gasp in pain again. He said, "your dick will grow back in a few minutes, so stop acting like a sissy girl."