1) why. Just....just why. Why the heck are you reading this?? Well, I guess you've signed yourself up for this shit.
2) THERE WILL BE TESTING OF YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, FAITH, AND FAITH IN HUMANITY (mostly me, but y'know...)
3) MATURE CONTENT. (for those of you who are >13 years old...kill yours- JK JK JK. Wattpad police, plz don't arrest me, plz. But please, for the love of anything you deem holy, don't read this. It's gonna scre-*clears throat* I mean mess, with your innocent brains. You'll look back on this and regret every second of your life spent reading this.)
4) LOTS OF EXPLICITY (as in all that smexy smut we pervs enjoy. Like satanic orgies...you know what, I'll stop. I probably should. But berserk tho, that showed a Satanic Orgy in volume 5..? So don't blame me.)
5) WHY ARE U STILL READING
6) if you've come this far, enjoy reading the complete and utter bullshit ahead.
YOU ARE READING
Donnie the Dinosaur
Comédie😂😂 So I felt compelled to write this because it was amazing when me and my cousins first came up with it. I'll probably take this down. Also, MATURE THEMES, TESTING OF YOUR RELIGIOUS FAITH, AND MILD LANGUAGE will be evident in this book. If you're...