Episode 1: Mami's real intentions

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AN: For the first time in forever, I finally managed to make a cover! lol. I did the drawing, but I had a lot of help from baby Elmo/Kiyan (ilhoon_tofu) for the editing.

Me: *typing on the computer*

*Haruna pops out*

Haruna: Oi, author-san, why does some writers write so many tragic stories with us as the main characters?

Me: *continues to type* I don’t know. Maybe you guys are so fun to torture and torment. *smirks*

Haruna: What?! I thought they love us! How could they!

Me: It’s a sort of a twisted love, but trust me they really love you guys.

*Mami pops out*

Mami: *sobs* Why do you have to break my heart?!

Me: Look Mami, it’s a part of my-

Mami: Not you! You! *points at Haruna*

Haruna: Hey, what did I ever do to you? Even the rest of the girls are all yours! How could you be heartbroken? *I should be the heartbroken one here* *grumbles to herself*

Mami: *sobs* You never pay any attention to me…

Haruna: WHAT?! You have all the attention in the world! Surely you won’t miss me.

Me: Now, now, guys. Calm down. You’re ruining the atmosphere for me here. Haru, stop being a numbskull. Mami, stop doing things that makes other things even more complicated. *continues to type*

*Haruna glares at Mami* *Mami glares back at Haruna*

Haruna: Why am I the numbskull here? *glares at me*

Me: Don’t make me spell it for you. I’m not the authorized person here. *types away*

Mami: Yeah, you’re a numbskull. *wipes tears*

Haruna: Argh… I don’t get the two of you! *facepalms*

*Mami approaches Haruna and grabs her collar*

Mami: Look here, Haru. I’m getting the attentions of Rinchi and Timo so that they won’t be looking at you. I should be the only one that looks at you. If you can’t comprehend what I just said, then you’re the thickest numbskull I’ve ever encountered in my life!

*Haruna went silent*

Me: Possessive much, Mami? *smirks* Haru, make her say it.

Mami: *throws a glare* Sh-Shut up!

Haruna: S-s-so, you like m-me? *blushes*

*Mami’s face turned to be as red as a tomato and runs away*

Mami: Haruna, you idiot!

Haruna: Hey, why am I the idiot here?! Oi, Mami! Come back! *runs after Mami*

 Me: Whew, I’m finally alone. *continues on typing*

AN: Okay, I don't know if this work is funny or anything, but I just had fun writing this. No this isn't a one-shot. There'll be more to come.

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