*SCANDAL pops out*
SCANDAL: WELCOME AUTHOR-SAN!!!
*All four girls hug the author*
Me: *barely breathing* Girls… I… understand… that… you… miss… me… but… *faints*
Mami: Oh my! Author-san fainted!
Rina: Oh oh… I think we hugged her way too much.
Haruna: Of course… *facepalms* Who could breathe when hugged tightly by four people?
Rina: How will we revive author-san now?
*Everyone thinks*
Tomomi: Oh I know! We-
Haruna: Whatever that is, I won’t be agreeing.
Rina: I agree with Haru.
Mami: Me too.
Tomomi: Mami, how could you?!
Haruna: I think we should just give author-san some space. And a bit of shaking.
*Author finally regains consciousness*
Tomomi: Whew! Author-san, you’re alive! *hugs*
Me: Tomo, please don’t try to hug me too tight…
Tomomi: So-sorry, author-san. We just missed you so much.
Rina: You don’t visit us anymore… *pouts*
Haruna: Yeah, it’s been a long time since your last visit. Have you gone sane somehow?
Me: Haru, that was harsh. *frowns*
Haruna: Aw, I was just joking author-san. You can’t take a joke.
Me: But jokes are all half-meant. *pouts*
Haruna: You want the four of us to hug you simultaneously again? *evil grin*
Me: *shivers* No… Please no…
Mami: So how about we go to the dining room and talk amongst ourselves?
Rina: Sounds like a good idea. I’ll also be preparing tea. Any requests, guys?
Me: Um, I’m more of a coffee person, so coffee with cream please.
Haruna: Any tea will do.
Tomomi: I want to try Earl Grey!
Mami: I’ll have Tomo’s too!
Tomomi: So, author-san, what’s with the sudden visit?
Mami: Wow, Tomo, I couldn’t believe you sounded so… so…
Tomomi: So what?
Mami: So… serious.
Tomomi: Hey! I can be serious at times you know. *pouts* Anyway, back to the topic…
Me: I just want to spend time with you guys. I need to relax.
Haruna: I never knew that we serve as a spa. Hmph.
Me: Aw, c’mon. Is it so bad to be with you guys?
*Rina comes back with the drinks*
Rina: Here’s your coffee, author-san.
Me: Thank you. Wow, it’s really creamy…
Rina: Of course, just as requested. Here’s your Earl Grey, Tomomi.
Tomomi: Oh, thanks!
Rina: Here’s your tea, Haruna.
Haruna: Thank you. What tea is this?
Rina: It’s a secret. *evil grin*
*Haruna with a shocked face*
Rina: I’m just messing with you. It’s just green tea.
Haruna: Whew, for a moment there I thought you laced this with poison.
Rina: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Okay Mami, here’s your Earl Grey.
*Rina sits with the rest*
Rina: So, what did I miss?
Mami: Nothing much. Haruna was just sulking because author-san disappeared for so long.
Tomomi: It’s funny how Haru sulks though. *giggles*
Haruna: I’m not sulking. *glares at everyone*
*Rina giggles, Mami rolls her eyes*
Rina: Yeah, right… Oh, I remember you went to author-san’s zeroth section one time. *makes a mischievous face*
*Haruna’s face went pale*
Haruna: I didn’t!
Rina: Yes, you did! Don’t deny it any further!
*Rina and Haruna engaged in a staring contest until one of them gave up*
Haruna: *sighs* Fine… I did went.
Mami and Tomomi: REALLY?!!
Me: Wha- *jaw drops*
*Author coughed a bit before speaking again*
Me: What… What were you doing in there?
Rina: I speculate that she was looking for you. Why else would she go there?
Me: No wonder…
Tomomi: No wonder what?
*Haruna quietly tries to leave the room*
Mami: Oi! Hold it right there, lady! *grabs Haruna*
*Haruna swears under her breath*
Me: No wonder she appeared in my dreams…
Tomomi: What did she do in your dreams, author-san?
Haruna: Nothing.
Rina: Oh really now. Nothing?
Haruna: Were you following me? *glares at Rina*
Rina: Okay I admit. I followed you. You were acting odd lately.
*Haruna sighed*
Rina: She went to the zeroth section and hugged the sleeping author-san.
*Steam puffed out of Haruna’s ears*
Mami and Tomomi: HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!!! *makes “The Scream” face*
Rina: Haruna’s been way ahead of us girls. Tsk. Looks like Haruna figured how to make ourselves appear in author-san’s dreams.
Mami: This is so unfair! I want to be in author-san’s strange dreams too!
Tomomi: Me too!
Rina: Hey, count me in too!
Haruna: Hey, you all only have yourselves to blame for not thinking of going to the zeroth section.
Tomomi: SO... What made you think to go to the zeroth section anyway?
Haruna: Well, I… *gazes to the side*
Mami: Aw… She misses author-san so much she got desperate. *makes awfully cute gestures*
Rina and Tomomi: Aw… *goes along with Mami*
Haruna: Stop it.
Me: Aw… Really? *goes along with the rest*
Haruna: I said stop it! *hits author with karate chop on the head*
*Author gets knocked out*
Haruna: Author-san, I’m so sorry!
Mami: Here we go again. *facepalms*
AN: Well, I don't know if I have to apologize for such a very late update. But I guess I have to, so I apologize for the lateness. It seems that a lot has happened and I couldn't think of a funny or good thing to write. Thankfully, my recent (well, it's been a month since) dream of Haruna gave me the inspiration and boost to finish this episode. Thank you Haruna! *cries tears of joy*
Hopefully you'll enjoy this episode. (=^.^=)
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FanficOkay, SCANDAL Bits isn't really a story. It's just a series of goofiness that managed to cross my mind from time to time. These short episodes are not related, just a bit of conversation that I had with the girls in my mind. Call me crazy for that...
