AN: Now this is silly. This one was so inspired from a trail of messages in Wattpad. Thank you for your status AmayaPuppey! Hahaha! And for the others that continued to spark that conversation, thank you too! You know who you are. XD
As I was reading those messages, things were starting to pop in my head. It's dangerous to give me ideas, guys. But I just couldn't help but write something about it. Sorry if my knowledge about this is fairly shallow. v.v Anyway, just read on.
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WARNING: Suggestive themes. If you found yourself reading this and you don’t have the slightest idea on what we’re talking about then it’s fine. Ignorance is bliss. And I’m blissful because of your ignorance.
*Me reading*
*Tomomi pops out*
Tomomi: Author-san, why is there a warning above this script?
Me: That’s in case someone kills me and the investigators can have a clue on what kind of person the murderer is.
Tomomi: *thinks* I don’t think that’s the reason.
Me: Well, that’s okay. It’s just a decoration to distract people.
Tomomi: If it’s a decoration, shouldn’t you just place a cute emoticon instead?
Me: I have my reasons. Anyway, since you’re here, I want to ask you a question. *stops reading*
Tomomi: A question? Is it hard?
Me: It depends. I just read something and it would be best to ask you.
Tomomi: Is it about the bass guitar?
Me: Not really. Hey, wait, why are you the one asking questions? I should be the one asking.
Tomomi: Sorry, author-san.
Me: It’s okay. Well, you see, some people were speculating about what you’ll be in… how do I say this… in…
Tomomi: In what?
Me: In *cough* love *cough* m-
Tomomi: In love, eh? Well, I’m always awed by fairy-tale like love stories and such, but I don’t think that would happen to me. As much as I love all the innocence and sweetness, I don’t think it’s something for me.
Me: That’s great, but people were speculating on the *ahem* other side of love.
Tomomi: The other side? What’s the other side? *making an innocent face*
Me: Tomo, you know you’re not that innocent.
Tomomi: *chuckles* I know. I’m already 23 years old. I was just messing with you, author-san. Are you referring to *beep*?
Me: That’s pretty straightforward… *blushes a bit* But y-yes… They speculate you to be a dominator of sorts on that aspect.
Tomomi: *shocked* What made them say that?
Me: Well, you play bass and all. It’s a fairly heavy instrument and you just move it around without effort at all. It’s kind of a psychological thing. And your fingers are just moving about… *trails off*
Tomomi: And you believed it?
Me: Not really but… It’s just speculation. It makes me laugh and feel embarrassed on how some people can be so… so… imaginative? Ahaha. lol. *hides face*
Tomomi: Aw man, this is hilarious. *facepalms*
Me: It is. They’re even starting to speculate about the others. It’s just so freakingly hilarious. I hope you and the others don’t mind.
YOU ARE READING
SCANDAL Bits
FanfictionOkay, SCANDAL Bits isn't really a story. It's just a series of goofiness that managed to cross my mind from time to time. These short episodes are not related, just a bit of conversation that I had with the girls in my mind. Call me crazy for that...
