Me: Ne Rina, why did you shift your favour from Haruna to Mami?
Rina: Well, Mami’s the lead guitarist so I find her cooler.
Me: Are you sure it doesn’t involve the fact that Haruna never touches you?
Rina: *shocked* Where did you get that idea?!
Me: Plus you got to live with her for a while. Did that shatter your image of her?
*Rina went silent*
Me: Rina? Oi, Rina! Hello? Earth to Rina!
*Rina finally breaks down*
Rina: *sobs* Alright I admit! I looked up at her so much back in school that my image of her shattered when I lived with her. Her room is a constant mess! Her interests never match mine. She’s not so affectionate…
*Haruna pops out* *Rina continues to be oblivious of Haruna’s presence*
Me (whispering): Haruna, what are you doing here?!
Haruna (whispering): Shh! You’re going to ruin things for me. Just go hide behind something.
Me (whispering): Fine. I’ll go hide behind the couch.
*Author went away to hide behind the couch*
Haruna: Aw, I’m sorry Rina… But this is just who I am.
Rina: *greatly surprised* Wh-whaa! Ha-ha-haru?!
Haruna: I must have seriously sucked, eh. Don’t worry; I’m not mad at you for saying those things. I can’t blame you, either.
Rina: I-I’m sorry, Haru. That was still mean of me.
Haruna: It’s okay… *Hugs Rina*
*Mami pops out*
Mami (whispering): Oi, author-san, what is Haruna doing with Rina?
Me (whispering): Nothing. They were just making amends with each other.
/For the rest of the conversation, Mami and author are whispering to each other
Mami: Then why are you hiding here behind the couch?
Me: Haruna told me so.
Mami: What? And you believed her? Haruna can be sneaky as a fox, author-san!
Me: How bad can it be? They’re just talking some things over.
*Mami took a peek on the other two*
Mami: How about you tell me what’s going on right now?
*Author emerges from behind the couch then hides again*
Me: *blushes* Wha-wha-what was that?
Mami: Looks like they went all lovey-dovey with each other. Turned out to be too much for your eyes, eh?
Me: I think I’m going to die if I’ll take another look. *continues to blush*
Mami: *sigh* Haru got Rina back and I’m all alone.
/Here, we are all talking in the normal volume
*Tomomi pops out then glomps Mami*
Tomomi: MAMI!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!
Mami: *on the verge of being choked* To-to-tomomi… Calm… calm down…
Me: We’re gonna get our butts kicked for this... *facepalms*
*Haruna eventually kicked everyone out with a mighty Haru kick*
Me: Just great. Mami, try not to summon Tomo every now and then.
Mami: Hey it’s not my fault that Timo suddenly popped out!
Tomomi: *still clinging tightly on Mami* That’s because you forgot that I exist! *pouts*
Mami: There, there, Timo. Mami didn’t forget about baby Timo.
Tomomi: I’ll only forgive you if you give me a kiss.
Mami: *blushes* Wha-what? Author-san is here! She-
Me: Don’t mind me. I’ll go somewhere else so the two of you can go all lovey-dovey. *feels lonely*
*Author did a ninja technique and vanished*
Mami: I think we just made author-san feel bad.
AN: I hope this one is still funny (provided that the previous was funny). I was always wondering on that topic, and gave birth to this silly script.
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SCANDAL Bits
FanficOkay, SCANDAL Bits isn't really a story. It's just a series of goofiness that managed to cross my mind from time to time. These short episodes are not related, just a bit of conversation that I had with the girls in my mind. Call me crazy for that...
