*Me typing busily*
*Continues to type*
Me: Wow, sure it's quiet today.
*Types again and again*
Me: *sigh* I miss the girls. But I guess I do need some peace and qui...
*Tomomi suddenly appears and glomps author while she's at it*
Tomomi: Weee!!!
Me: *choke* I... shouldn't... have... said... that... *cough* Broken... ribs... *gag*
Tomomi: Aw... C'mon, author-san. That wasn't so bad... *pats author's head* Plus what's love without a few broken bones? *snickers*
Me: Whoever told you that is one sick bastard.
Tomomi: Hmph... You take things seriously. Too serious, I'd like to add.
Me: Sorry for being too serious for your tastes. Um, Tomo, don't you get any other people to glo- *ahem* disturb?
Tomomi: *making an abandoned puppy face* No.
Me: What about Mami?
Tomomi: *still making a puppy face* She's busy EV training her Pokemon.
Me: You can still glomp her in that state.
Tomomi: No. She shouldn't be disturbed while playing... This brings up scary memories... *teary eyes*
Me: Okay, okay I get it. Don't start crying now. So, um, what about Rina?
Tomomi: She just gave me a death glare that almost made all the hair in my body to stand up.
Me: Including the hair in your head?
Tomomi: You're seriously missing the point, aren't you? *makes a grumpy face*
Me: *bites lips to stop the forming laughter* Um, how about Haru?
Tomomi: I couldn't even reach her without tripping. Her room's full of objects I can't believe even exists today.
Me: So, you can't glomp people in a messy room?
Tomomi: Not really, but she's currently sleeping right now. Glomping a person that's asleep is not too challenging.
Me: *in my thoughts* Plus, you might accidentally send them to dream world permanently.
Tomomi: Excuse me?
Me: *dodges question* Um so, I'm like the last resort?
Tomomi: *nods* Yeah...
Me: I hate it when I'm the last resort... Hmph...
Tomomi: *hugs author* Aw, don't feel so bad...
Me: Fine... Can I finish what I'm doing right now? *proceeds to destroy evidence of current work*
Tomomi: Noooo.... *still tightly wound around the author*
Me: Tomomi...
Tomomi: Yeah?
Me: Do you intend to kill me?
Tomomi: NO! Why would I do that?
Me: Because you're choking me to death here... *face turning blue*
Tomomi: Oh, I'm sorry!
*Author faints*
Tomomi: Author-san? Author-san? Helloooo? Author-san? My goodness! What have I done!
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SCANDAL Bits
FanfictionOkay, SCANDAL Bits isn't really a story. It's just a series of goofiness that managed to cross my mind from time to time. These short episodes are not related, just a bit of conversation that I had with the girls in my mind. Call me crazy for that...
