hazza

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loveshackB-52: How was your first day of work?

hazza: Not good.

loveshackB-52: Oh, no, what happened?

hazza: Well, to start the day off, I blew something up.

hazza: Then some of the guys that work there dared me to drink a bunch of beer and eat three hamburgers.

loveshackB-52: You did it, didn't you? -_-

hazza: Yeah!

hazza: You can't back out on a dare, Lovie.

loveshackB-52: Did you throw up afterward?

hazza: Yes.

loveshackB-52: I don't know whether to be disgusted or feel sympathy.

loveshackB-52: You're not fired yet?

hazza: Not yet.

hazza: I give it another major screw-up like this and then I'll get axed.

loveshackB-52: I hope that doesn't happen.

loveshackB-52: I got a job too.

hazza: That's great!

loveshackB-52: I decided since you had to get one, I'd get one too.

hazza: Where are you working at?

loveshackB-52: My dad has a surf shop so I decided to work there.

hazza: Cool.

loveshackB-52: I guess so.

loveshackB-52: Hey, do you want to play a game?

hazza: What kind of game?

loveshackB-52: Truth or dare.

hazza: I hate that game.

hazza: My friends always dare me to do embarrassing things.

loveshackB-52: I promise I won't do anything like that.

hazza: Okay.

loveshackB-52: Do you want me to go first?

hazza: Sure.

loveshackB-52: Truth or dare?

hazza: Truth.

loveshackB-52: Why is your username "hazza"?

hazza: It's a nickname thing that my friends and I have.

hazza: Paul is Macca, John is Lennie, and I'm Hazza.

loveshackB-52: Sweet.

hazza: Truth or dare?

loveshackB-52: I don't want to do a dare.

hazza: Oh, are you scared?

loveshackB-52: Maybe.

hazza: Okay, truth, then.

hazza: What is your deepest, darkest secret?

loveshackB-52: Oh, no.

hazza: What— is it bad?

loveshackB-52: A little?

hazza: You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

loveshackB-52: No, that would be breaking the rules.

loveshackB-52: Here goes.

loveshackB-52: When I was eleven years old, I shoplifted a bracelet. When my parents my parents asked me how I got it, I told them that my brother had bought it for his girlfriend, but she broke up with him before he could give it to her, so he gave it to me.

hazza: Wow.

loveshackB-52: Am I a horrible person?

hazza: No.

hazza: What did your brother say?

loveshackB-52: He never knew about it because I told them not to bring it up because it'd upset him.

hazza: Wow.

loveshackB-52: That's the second time you've said, 'wow.' Does it bother you?

hazza: No! It doesn't.

hazza: You're fine, Lovie. Do you still have the bracelet?

loveshackB-52: Yes.

loveshackB-52: I'm wearing it right now.

loveshackB-52: I wear it so the guilt can tear me apart.

hazza: I'm sorry, Lovie.

loveshackB-52: Don't worry about it.

loveshackB-52: Truth or dare?

hazza: I'll take a dare.

loveshackB-52: All right.

loveshackB-52: I dare you to send one of your friends a bunch of "Monty Python" facts.

hazza: You're on.

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hazza: Hey, Paul, did you know that the name, "Monty Python" means absolutely nothing?

hazza: Did you know that the fake Swedish opening credits in "The Holy Grail" were meant to spoof Ingmar Bergman's films?

hazza: Also, there were multiple directors for "The Holy Grail."

hazza: It was also originally going to take place in medieval and modern times. How cool is that?

hazza: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Genesis invested in the movie.

hazza: The extras in the movie were either students or tourists.

maccaroniandcheese: What even is this?

maccaroniandcheese: George, are you drunk or something?

hazza: No.

hazza: Lovie dared me.

maccaroniandcheese: That's cute.

hazza: I don't know what's so cute about it.

maccaroniandcheese: You two.

hazza: Ha.

maccroniandcheese: You're both so cute.

maccaroniandcheese: George and Lovie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

hazza: Shut up.

maccroniandcheese: Thank you so much for these facts, George.

maccaroniandcheese: I'm sure they'll come in handy someday *note the sarcasm*