Batman: The Jester and The Queen

Clown Prince of Crime 💘🃏

Batman and Catwoman knew it was time to stop Joker and Harley Quinn from maddening Gotham City.

All it needed was settling away the unhinging aspects that terrorized the city. Batman, with his intellect knew ways to demoralize Joker somehow. Catwoman followed through with his main plan.

"All we know is that we must confront Joker and get him into Arkham Asylum, lock him up permanently with strict enforcers guarding his cell 24/7," remarked Batman.

"Why not we just kill the psycho? He's killed one of our own," suggested Catwoman with ease. Batman did not hesitate to scold her. "Killing is not my code. I'm against killing. Prosecution brings him to justice," replied Batman angrily. Catwoman shook her head.

The two got inside a warehouse, climbed up the steps to the rooftop. As they looked around, a jack-in-the-box was thrown at them. Catwoman hissed like a cat. The jack-in-the-box laughed manically and suddenly shot out a smoke of green gas. 

"Selina, get behind my cape! It's poisonous!" exclaimed Batman. Catwoman somersaulted towards Batman, who shielded her with his protective cape. They both held their breaths for a few moments, as the green gas passed by them and didn't affect them. 

Batman and Catwoman stood up, and coughed a bit. "Thank goodness," said Catwoman. She panted heavily, her heart racing. Batman stayed serious and hoping to catch Joker. 

BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG!!! Machine gun fire was erupted onto the rooftop. Batman and Catwoman spotted a green and purple-colored helicopter. Joker was standing on the railing of the helicopter, laughing as he was shooting rains of bullets to Batman and Catwoman!

"AHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!" cried out Joker. He was hysterically laughing, as Harley Quinn and a goon piloted the helicopter. Batman tightened his fists, as Catwoman dodged the bullets and unleashed her claws and whip. 

"Where the hell did you get that?" asked Batman frantically. The bullets were so loud, that it was hard to hear one's reply. "I got it from where I was holed up from Gotham! I also used it during our little kinky scene remember?" yelled Catwoman, as she giggled a bit from that comment.

Batman rolled his eyes, and then used his utility belt. He shot a grappling hook, which secured itself to the railing of Joker's colorful helicopter. "Huh?" asked Joker to himself as the helicopter was stuck in the air.

Batman tossed a smoke grenade at the helicopter, which blinded the goon and Harley in the cockpit. Catwoman asked Batman for a leap off his back. "Why?!" demanded Batman.

"You'll see soon enough! Now bend over!" hollered Catwoman. She then took a few steps back and sprinted full-speed to Batman. She then leaped off his back, and flew into the air. Batman watched as Catwoman landed into the helicopter. 

The array of bullets had stopped firing, and Batman heard the numerous punches, gasps, and grunts in the helicopter. Batman knew he needed to help out, he wasn't losing anyone else tonight in Gotham.

He then took out a secondary grappling hook, one to help maneuver him upwards towards the helicopter. The helicopter's wings were slowing down. Batman then shot the grappling hook, attaching itself to the top of the helicopter. He then dived off the rooftop, using the gadget as a zip-line and landed inside the helicopter.

Catwoman was thrown off the helicopter by Joker, but she safely landed on another rooftop. "No!" Batman exclaimed and punched Joker in the mouth. Harley Quinn came from behind with her baseball bat, disarming Batman. "He's mine, sugar-plums!" shouted Joker. 

"All yours, Mistah J!" replied Harley as Batman was choked by Joker. "I've longed for this day to unmask the Dark Knight!" Joker grinned as he reached his hand underneath Batman's cowl.

Batman regained his eyesight, which was temporarily dazed by the smoke grenade, and shoved Joker's hand away. He then tried to grab a gadget that shocks enemies, but Joker disarmed him again. However, the weapon went out of control and shocked both Joker and Harley. Batman yelled as he jumped off the helicopter, which was spinning out of control. 

There was no pilot, since Catwoman beat him to death moments ago. Joker and Harley struggled to get up from the electric shock, kissing each other. "Let's go home, baby!" cried Joker as they embraced each other in the falling helicopter. 

Catwoman and Batman watched as the helicopter made its horrific crash into a building in Gotham. Citizens down below on the streets screamed at the explosion. 

"Did they make it? Did they die?" asked Catwoman to Batman. "They embraced each other like a couple in a drastic situation," replied Batman. He signaled Catwoman to follow him, as they hopped onto another nearby rooftop to get a closer look at the destruction. 

Batman unleashed his detective mode, scanning for any life in what was left of the helicopter. Suddenly, he heard some laughs down below and noticed Harley and Joker, still alive!!!

They were running on foot, high speed through the streets.

"They're aren't going anywhere, we got them on pursuit," declared Batman. He pressed a few buttons on his utility watch, triggering the Batmobile as their transportation.

"Get in," ordered Batman to Catwoman as she entered inside the Batmobile. They were ready to chase down Joker and Harley finally in the heart of Gotham City.