Karma's Sister (Assassination Classroom)

Chapter 13

The words in bold with underline is another language. Not English.
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Karma's POV
Honestly, why isn't she here yet?!  She said her Mission wouldn't take Long and that she'd be back by today. But she still hasn't even showed up for class.

Flashback to last night...

I'd just gotten home from the train station after hanging out with Nagisa. I unlocked the door.
"Yumiko! I'm home!"

I waited for a response, but it never came. I tried again. "Oi! Yumi! Are you home!" But again nothing came. I looked around abit more to see if she's hiding somewhere, trying to scare me or something. But, I saw her bag on the dinning table and a note beside it.

So she's going to be out until tomorrow for a Mission huh. Well I hope she comes back soon.

Flashback end...

She said she'd be back by today, but she's not even in class. Sheesh.

"'Maji' here can be expressed with the old standby 'really.'"

And now bitch-sensei is going on about English class.

"Kimura, you try."

"R-really..."

"Nope: awful. Your L's and R's are a mess." She said while criss crossing her fingers." The pronunciation of L and R doesn't jibe well with Japanese people. I understand what you mean, but you mean but it still feels wrong."

"Oh...okay."

Then she went on about how we should conquer our incompatibilities. And that if we get our pronunciation wrong she will punish us with a French kiss in public. Honestly, I just wished that Yumiko would get here soon. Sigh....

Bitch-sensei's POV
Time skip to when she's thinking by herself...

I don't have to stay cooped up in here like this. But just how do I defeat that monster....

Suddenly, someone caught me with a snare trap. Why! But who could have done this?! Then, the next second, I saw my teacher. Lovro sensei come out of a corner. Followed by Yumiko. Don't tell me she set it up?!

"Irina, what a surprise. Seeing you play teacher with those students, it was like The set up for a comedy sketch." Lovro sensei said.

"What are you doing? That's not very ladylike." It was Karasuma.

"Don't worry. She knows how to free herself. However, Scarlet Demon, care to do the honors?" Sensei asked Yumiko.

"My pleasure. Sir." She replied with a sadistic grin. She threw one of her daggers at the rope and cut it, without even looking.

"Hey, who are you? Do you even understand what I'm saying?"

"Pardon me. Japanese is just fine. I'm not suspicious, I assure you. What if I said I'm the one who worked with your government, to bring in Irina Jelavich."

"Then what are you doing with him, Yumiko?" Karasuma asked.

She shrugged her shoulders and said,"Met him while I was killing. Coincidence really. I offered to bring him here."

"So where is this Koro-sensei now?"

"He went to Shanghai for some Almond jelly. He left half an hour ago, so he should be back soon." Karasuma replied.

"Seems this creature lives up to the hype. I'm Glad I came-- now I have my answer. Take the day off, Irina. You can't handle this job. When it comes to undercover jobs, you have no equal. But when is your identity is revealed, you're worthless as an assassin."

"I know I can do it, sir! I have what it takes!" I tried convincing him that I could still do the job. But he just slipped behind me and caught my arm in an awkward grip.

" Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. Call this your L and R."

"You're half right anyway." That octopus said while separating my face from sensei's. With half right half wrong face.

Yumiko's POV

Koro-sensei just appeared out of nowhere. And what's with that face!

"What are you doing here, Game show?" Karasuma-sensei, insulted and asked at the same time.

"What a horrible nickname! Just call me 'Koro-sensei' already."

"Actually, I think 'Game show suits you better." I added with my arms crossed.

"Not you too, Yumiko-san!" Koro-sensei freaked out.

"It's true that as an assassin, she's hardly to be feared. In other words she's crap."

"Who's crap!"

I let out a small giggle. But it was barely loud enough for anyone to hear.

"But, as an assassin, she's a good fit for this classroom."

Bitch-sensei looked at Korosensei in disbelief.

"Let's hold a kill-off, and you'll see. Who's the better assassin. Between you two. The rules are simple: whoever kills Mr Karasuma and Yumiko firsts wins!"

"Hey wait! Why am I the victim here?!"

"Ya! And why am I getting dragged into this shit?!" I asked.

"Because nobody can kill me, of course. You have all day tomorrow."

"I see, a sham assassin huh. All right sounds like a fun diversion." Lovro said as he walked away.

"Suit yourself." Karasuma-sensei huffed.

I just stood there, crossed arms.

"Are you trying to stick up for me? You must think I'd be much easier to handle than any new assassin?! Mr Lovro would bring in! Well I'll show you! I'll kill Karasuma, Yumiko and you myself!" She stormed away.

"Well done Korosensei, You just started a war." I said clapping my hands sarcastically. "Well, if you decided to do things this way, then it should work out for the best. I trust you after all."

I turned around.

"See you tomorrow, Korosensei." I waved.