ryro: how's your angry girlfriend
beebo: i got a shoe to my forehead
beebo: she has a great aim
ryro: your forehead isn't hard to miss
beebo: okay smart ass
beebo: i've got this bruise
beebo: idk if i can come in tomorrow
ryro: cmon dude
ryro: you get paid to go there
ryro: i have to go and sit for like 10 hours
beebo: more like 6
beebo: but okay
beebo: i'm not gonna go
beebo: i can't show up like this
ryro: oh rip
ryro: you baby
beebo: i remember why i didn't like you
ryro: yeah well
ryro: you like me now
ryro: so
ryro: it sucks to be you
beebo: yeah it really does
beebo: i broke up with my girlfriend for this
ryro: ha jokes
ryro: i'm actually chris hansen from dateline nbc
ryro: i'm on hansen vs predator
ryro: can i ask you a few questions
beebo: haha
beebo: you're funny
beebo: i'm dying of laughter
ryro: i think i'm quite funny
ryro: i'm sure you do too
ryro: bc you literally told me you do
beebo: yeah i guess i did
ryro: you're a sucker
ryro: i'm just using you for good grades
beebo: as if
beebo: you need it tho
ryro: that is so rude
ryro: i'm
ryro: offended
beebo: it's true tho
ryro: like you would know
beebo: i'm literally youre english teacher
ryro: oh yeah lmfaooao
ryro: i forgot
ryro: that's funny
beebo: is it?
ryro: tHiS iS iNaPpRoPrIaTe
beebo: it is
ryro: oh rip
ryro: you'll be fine
beebo: op sarah is coming over
ryro: is she now
beebo: jealous?
ryro: pfffffffff
ryro: no
beebo: i'm gonna hide my knives
ryro: smart
beebo: okay talk later
