albus
"i'm in love with you. thoughts?"
ummmMMm, thank you,
i appreciate it, you seem very lovely, but i'm very very gay
"you are a BEAN why do i love you so much"
i have never been called a bean before, thank you
"why are you such a bean"
what is this new lingo i don't understand
why am i being called a bean i don't get it
"why do you make me cry tears"
because my life is tragic but it is looking pretty hopeful right now
"i think you should fuck scorpius. thoughts?"
oh wow, well if anything did happen between scorp and me, i would think that he'd be the one doing the fucking not me, you know
jamie
"you deserve the world, sweet little cherub"
did teddy write this
"did u and ted did the do or"
hoe don't ask such personal questions, but i mean,,,,,,,, what do you think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"hello my fav go love teddy and be a cute bean ily my son"
ily too mum and i will go love my boyfriend, it's very nice to call him my boyfriend
"how thicc is teddy?"
uhhhhhhh, 11?
lily
"who you wanna date bby"
nobody really becuase i'm ace/aro
"how does it feel know that you know i stan you"
it feels great thank you i have been blessed
"if you could fuck anyone, who would it be?"
nobody
"do you like lemons?"
only sometimes
teddy
"if you had to keep the colour of your hair the same colour for the rest of you life, what colour would you pick?"
purple because it's jamie's fave colour lol
"a word to describe dating james"
transcendant
"how thicc is jamie?"
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HAYWIRE // INSTAGRAM - NEXT GEN
Fanfichaywire: ˈheɪwʌɪə/ adjective informal adjective: haywire 1. erratic; out of control 2. the story of the next gen gang as told by me ( highest ranking in fanfiction: #483 ! - i think )
