haywire:
ˈheɪwʌɪə/
adjective informal
adjective: haywire
1. erratic; out of control
2. the story of the next gen gang as told by me
( highest ranking in fanfiction: #483 ! - i think )
i know you're still in brighton spending the rest of the holiday with jamie and you probably hate me because i hate me right now as well
but i got al a present
TEDDY
okay number one
i don't hate you, it's more of a mild to strong dislike (but i know jamie definitely hates you)
number two
what on earth did you get him
do you really think a present is going to make up for what you've done
SCORP
i got him a cat
TEDDY
i'm sorry what
SCORP
a cat
as in the feline species
TEDDY
again
i'm sorry
WHAT
SCORP
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ta daaaaa
he's not a kitten
he's oldish because i got him from an rescue centre
i thought al would like it if he was adopted because he always goes on saying if he did get a pet he'd get it from a rescue centre because the other places treat the animals cruelly
