My Chicken Run Bonus Book: By Adventuregirl5

Movie Outtakes/Bloopers

A/N: I got inspiration from Disney and Pixar movie outtakes, because same with the interviews, not a whole lot of movies have these kind of things (but there's nothing wrong with that). IMPORTANT NOTE: I ONLY MADE THESE OUTTAKES UP FOR FUN. And again just like the interviews this took a LONG time for me to write and fit in with the characters personalitys (cause i'm not the best at it, but at least I try). ENJOY! 

*We are shown a slideshow of the various outtakes and bloopers that didn't make it into the movie~ 

Some guy-"Alright here we go, Chicken Run scene 5, take 1, marker"

Director-"Action!"

(Mac places the turnip in the catapult) 

Mac-"We get in like this, wind her up, and let her go!" 

(The catapult goes out of control and the turnip hits Fowler in the face) 

Ginger-"Oh my goodness! Fowler are you okay?!" Some guy-"Cut" 

Mac-"I'm sorry" 

Camera guy-"Okay let's go again" (That ringing sound they do in between takes is heard in the background) 

*(Take 2)~ 

Mac-"Wind her up, and let her go!" 

(This time the turnip hits the camera man right in the face, knocking the camera over and bits splatter onto it. This scene is done about 15 more times with similar results) 

Some guy-"Okay are we ready for the next scene?" 

Other guy-"Wait let me check the sound booth"

(We see a group of 3 random chickens reading their scripts) 

Buttercup-"Oh i'm so nervous" 

Amber-"Keep it together Buttercup. This could be our only chance in a Hollywood film, so don't mess it up" 

Director-"Wait a minute who are these guys?" 

Doris-"I don't know, our scripts say we're just some random background chickens you never see" 

Director-"Okay I want those three scratched out of the movie completely" 

Some guy-"Scene 21, mark" Director-"Action!"

(Babs is twirled around by Bunty during the dance sequence. When Babs goes flying, she crashes into the camera during the process, leaving a crack in it and destroying the entire set) 

Babs-"I'm sorry! Is the camera broken? Oh No, did I mess up the scene?!"  

Some guy-"Scene 3, mark" Director-"Alright Action!" (The scene where Mr Tweedy thinks the chickens are organized) 

Mr Tweedy-"Oh yes, those chickens are up to something" 

Mrs Tweedy-"Quiet, i'm on to something" 

Mr Tweedy-"They're organized, I know it" Mrs Tweedy-"I said quiet!" 

Mr Tweedy-"That ginger one, I reckon she's their leader" (Mrs Tweedy slams her fist down on the table) 

Mrs Tweedy-"MR TWEEDY!" 

(Strangely the Tweedys start laughing and they're not sure why. But this shows that they actually get along off screen) 

Next Scene~ 

Some guy-"Alright quiet on the set" Camera guy-"We're rolling"

(Bunty's launched from the egg-cart, and as she takes off flying she crashes straight into the camera crew, leaving yet another crack in the camera)