@Merlin:
Morgana is getting out of hand, we have to defeat her once and for all.
Replies...
@KingArthur:
No change there then. Btw, my shirts need ironing.
@QueenGwen:
Give him a break, sweetheart!
@Gaius:
Merlin, I know just what you need - a herbal potion and a load of m**** books!
@Merlin:
Oh, yeah, thanks a bunch, Gaius. :(
@KingArthur:
"m**** books"?
@Merlin:
Medic books, nothing interesting.
Twitter update: @Merlin has blocked @Gaius.
@Morgana:
Well, well, well, what have we here? A rebellion against me brewing? How sweet.
@EMRYS:
Morgana... you are dooooooooooomed!
@Morgause:
Ignore him.
Meanwhile, via private messaging...
@Morgana:
Sister - are you back from the dead?
@Morgause:
No, but the Land of the Dead has excellent wi-fi signal.
@Morgana:
So, any evil plans?
@Morgause:
evil_plan_100452941 <- Finally, sister, we shall have our revenge - haven't we had this conversation before?
@EMRYS:
Hi, Morgana,
DEATH WILL COME ON SWIFT WINGS TO YE WHO HAS BEEN SENT THIS. ESCAPE YOUR FATE:
SEND THIS TO 20 OTHERS WITHIN AN HOUR. NO RETURNS.
@Morgana:
Hi, Arthur:
DEATH WILL COME ON SWIFT WINGS TO YE WHO HAS BEEN SENT THIS. ESCAPE YOUR FATE:
SEND THIS TO 20 OTHERS WITHIN AN HOUR. NO RETURNS.
@KingArthur:
Morgana, I've got plenty of chainmail already.
Meanwhile, in the ancient lands where little is known about private messaging...
@GreatDragon:
Merlin, why are you not practising your m****?
Replies...
@KingArthur:
Hmm, there is something fishy going on around here.
Twitter update: @Merlin has blocked @GreatDragon.
2 hours later
@Gwaine:
Yo Merlin - 'sup?
Replies...
@KingArthur:
Gwaine, I'm the King - you address me first!
@Gwaine:
HELLO ARTHUR.
So, Merlin, how are you?
@Merlin:
I'm fine, you?
@Gwaine:
Hungover. Hit the tavern last night... didn't you see my incoherent tweets?
@Merlin:
Sorry mate, was too busy saving the world.
1 hour later
@QueenGwen:
To my loyal subjects/followers: Sorry I haven't been on for a while but I've been sorting out my hair.
Replies...
@Elyan:
Since when has it ever taken you THREE HOURS to do your hair?
@QueenGwen:
Since when have you cared? @KingArthur, do you think my hair will go with this dress, the one you gave me the other day?
@Morgana:
No.
@QueenGwen:
Like I'd trust your fashion advice of late. #StraightOuttaCamelot Anyway, you can't see me.
@Morgana:
Or so you think! MWAHAHAHA!
@QueenGwen:
@KingArthur OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! I think @Morgana's in my bedroom!
@Elyan:
Don't worry sis, I'll save you!
@Morgana:
>Sigh< Because you Skyped me earlier and didn't switch the webcam off properly?
@Morgana:
How have I not taken Camelot back from these morons yet?
@QueenGwen:
Sorry, @Elyan.
@Elyan:
Why would you hold a video conference with an evil sorceress?
@QueenGwen:
Because she's the only other female lead on this show and I needed some girl talk.
@Elyan:
But she wants to kill you!!!!! And your husband! There are plenty of girls you could talk to - what idiot made you Queen?
@KingArthur:
*COUGH COUGH*
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Merlin On Twitter
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