So a lion and a snake are high as fuck...

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Harry was in such shook he didn't even know what to do with himself. It seemed that he was the only one who heard what Draco said, and even the Harry was convinced he imagined it.

"....What?" said Harry.

"I'm sorry...."

".....that you're such a PUSSY"

*air horns* WAAAAA WA WA WAAAAAA

Draco: *dabs* Then runs off down the hall.

"Mother-FUCKER!" Harry bolts after him.

"Should we go after him?" Ron asked,

"If we do we'll be witnesses for murder, so maybe we should just leave him be." Hermione then headed for the direction of the library.

"I bet you thought that was so funny." Harry followed Draco into their pot closet. Watching as the Slytherin rolls a blunt, "Yep." He said.

"I'll get you back."

"And how will you do that?"

"I'll smoke your whole stash."

"*Le gasp* you wouldn't."

"...just quickly roll me a blunt and we'll be even."

"Deal."

They were so stoned out of their minds that they didn't say much. Until Hagrid came barging into the room.

"Wha' the..." "HARRY POTTAH?!?"

Harry started for a second, " Hi....... Hagrid?"

"Yer a stoner harry??"

"Wha.... Yeah."

"What are you doing with the Malfoy?"

"He's my... Stoner bud man."

"Sup." said a red eyed Draco.

"Are you mad....Hagrid?"

"A little... Mainly because that's not my brand."

"wHAT" Harry jumped up, a little more sober.

"Why are you buying pot from some other wizard? I would give you half off."

"Wha...what? Explain????"

"Why,  I'm an international drug dealer Harry." Explained Hagrid, "What do you think I'm only going to smuggle illegal animals?? I have bills to pay son and Dumblefuck doesn't pay me enough to afford even half a hooker."

"Uh... Oh...." Harry had never been more confused in his life. "Draco did you know this?"

"Heh.... I know.... you're a pussy."

"You SLYTHERCUNT." Harry drops to the floor, whipping his legs to where they are grabbing Draco's waist. Harry grabs his shirt and once again puts their faces close together.

Hagrid is then leaving the room because the sexual tension was so high (pun intended) it gave him a half-giant boner.