OUR PARENTS ARE COMING ?!?!

lunch drama

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Chapter Seven (Lunch Drama)

(Krissy's P. O. V)

Well, life is just great... oh who am I kidding, our parents are here with their stuck-up, brat, kids. Three boys have ALREADY asked me out, thank the gods Nico scared them away. We are now in the pavilion after Tesla turned into a tiger.

Now the others and I go to the front so we can introduce ourselves, Percy goes first. “Hey, we’re the leaders of the camp. I’m Percy, son of Poseidon, killer of Medusa, etc." (Editor : Too lazy to put in all the titles of everyone, so just pretend you heard everyone's titles and stuff.)

"Prove it!" Some idiotic mortal shouted out.

All the demigods looked at who it is, and surprise surprise, it’s my childhood bully, Matt Solan. Percy and I called Thalia, Jason and Nico, "EVERYONE LISTEN UP! WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG THREE, AND WE WILL SHOW YOU WHAT WE CAN DO!"

I got some water from the lake and drenched every boy who flirted with me, and Tesla, who is still a tiger (and who immediately hissed at me afterwards). Jason and Thalia called thunder. Nico stabbed the ground and his army rose, before returning to the underworld.

"Mess with one of them, you mess with all of us!" Clarriss yelled.

"They are some of the most respected heroes here." Chiron agreed.

"Percy holds this camp together." I added quietly.

Some of the mortals' jaws dropped. "With us the blood runs thick. This camp is our family, and we have been to war together. So we will break anyone who dares to mess with our cousin, nieces, and nephews." Percy said, which is true. We do have nieces and nephews, which are children of the children of the Elder Gods.

(Time skip by the music box version of 'Everything Stays'.) (Editor: It’s amazing I swear to Christmas)

Well I am now running away from Tesla, she had shape shifted into a boa constrictor for shits and giggles. I was born with a fear of snakes, all Poseidon kids are. We hate snakes, and she has been teasing me about it ever since she found out. "JASON HELP! GET YOUR SISTER AWAY FROM ME!" I shout to Jason, he gives me a shit-eating grin and walks away. I look at the time, and it’s lunch! YES! "TESLA IT IS LUNCH!"

She changed into a hedgehog and sped off towards the lunch area, but not before screaming "GOTTA GO FAST BITCH".

I catch up to her and get some food. I sit down near her and look over before taking a bite, she looks to be on her second hotdog already.

I look behind her as I take a bite and see Travis, Connor, and Kyle trying to get Matt to sacrifice to the gods. He didn’t so Tesla got up and threatened him...

...with her fifth hotdog.

Matt scoffed and said "You’re just a girl.". Well dang, he messed up.

I got my sword (dikaiosŷni, or justice in Greek) and stood up. I held Tesla back before she finished processing what he said.

"Sacrifice to the gods and don’t say she’s just a girl, she can kill you without hesitation." I said.

I didn’t notice that Tesla swapped out herself and one of those weirdly life sized dolls that look like her (and that she somehow can make in a couple hours, given she has all of the materials). She appeared behind him, spun him around to face her, and punched him almost enough to give him brain damage yet still keep him conscious, and kicked him where the sun-don’t-shine.

He finally did sacrifice to the gods with the other mortals (but not before Tesla had fun torturing him along with her pets, I had to hold her back so she won’t kill him accidentally. It happened, trust me). I can finally eat in peace and Tesla can finally eat her second plate of spaghetti.