i bet you need some puns in your life right about now (-:
let's have a garden party,
lettuce turnip the beethow did the farmer find his wife?
he tractor her downwhenever i get undress in the bathroom,
my shower gets turned onwhy did the balloon go near the needle?
he wanted to be a pop starwhat to say to a hitchhiker with just one leg?
hop injokes about pms are not funny.
period.you're becoming a vegetarian?
i think that's a big missed steakdo you know how they make holy water?
they boil the hell out of itaim for the stars!
but first take care of the bodyguardssomebody stole all my lamps.
i couldn't be more delightedsad to say i actually laughed at some of these
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sugar daddy (misc)
Random❝having a sugar daddy is great until daddy wants that sugar❞ (misc)