So, I found my real life Billy Numerous.
They even have the same first name.
No joke.
Anyways.
My EX started shipping me with my crush when the whole school knows he still has a crush on me.
Maybe it is a way to push back his feelings or something.
So the next time he bothers me...
THE NEAREST HEAVIEST OBJECT IS GOING INTO HIS SKULL
OR up his crouch.
Depends on the circumstances.