Person: Are you on crack?
Me: If I was on crack, I'd be in jail by now
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Fandom: I HATE ____ I LOVE <<<
Me: I HATE <<< I LOVE ____
Fandom: -.-
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Fandom: HE'S SO HOT
Me: He's horrible
Fandom: She's so precious!
Me: She's so in her own mental state
Fandom: She's a b****
Me: BEST CHARACTER!