When you listen to Heathers the Musical for 3 straight hrs.
Heathers the Musical - Meant to Be Yours Lyrics
(Wings of Fire Parody)
Desert Rat:
All is forgiven baby! Come on, get enchanted. You're my date to the pep rally tonight!
(sung)
You chucked me out like I was trash,
For that you should be dead—
But! But! But!
Then it hit me like a flash,
What if Jade Academy went away instead’
Those assholes are the key!
They’re keeping you away from me!
They made you blind, messed up your mind
But I can set you free!
You left me and I fell apart,
I punched the wall and cried—
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside!
And so I built a bomb
Tonight our academy is Vietnam!
Let’s guarantee they’ll never see their graduation!
I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
Don’t give up on me now!
Finish what we’ve begun!
I was meant to be yours!
So when the high school gym goes boom with everyone inside—
Pchw! Pchw! Pchw!
In the rubble of their tomb
We’ll plant this note explaining why they died!
DESERT RAT STUDENTS (spoken):
We, the students of Jade Academy
Will die. Our burnt bodies may finally get through
To you. Your peaceful solutions churns out slaves and blanks
No thanks. Signed the Students of Jade Academy
‘Goodbye.’
Desert Rat (sung):
We’ll watch the smoke poor out the doors.
Bring marshmallows,
We’ll make s’mores!
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!
I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
I can’t make this alone!
Finish what we’ve begun!
You were meant to be mine!
I am all that you need!
You carved open my heart!
Can’t just leave me to bleed!
Magnolia, open the—open the door, please’
Magnolia, open the door.
Magnolia, can we not fight anymore’
Please, can we not fight anymore’
Magnolia, sure, you’re scared,
I’ve been there. I can set you free!
Veronica, don’t make me come in there!
I’m gonna count to three!
(spoken) One! Two! Fuck it!
(Desert Rat smashes bolder to the den. Magnolia dangles from an improvised bedsheet noose)
Desert Rat
(spoken) Oh my God! ‘No! ‘Magnolia’!
(sung)
Please don’t leave me alone’
You were all I could trust’
I can’t do this alone’
Desert Rat and Students
Still I will if I must!
