Pick Up Lines

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by Storm-87

by Storm-87

Fair warning, there may be more of these chapters(MAYBE), because I absolutely love cheesy pick up lines.

MICHAEL

"Do you work at McDonalds? Because I want you in my Happy Meal."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

CALUM

"Do you happen to have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause honey, you've got fine written all over you."

ASHTON

"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

LUKE

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"