Teen Titans Oneshots and Short Stories

Hangover (Drunk Girls Part 2)

Author's POV

Starfire woke up to the sound of the Titan's crime alert siren. She almost cried from the pain in her head and her dry mouth. Starfire tried stopping the noise with her pillows but to no avail.
"Starfire come on, we have to go stop Mumbo from robbing a bank." Beast Boy said from her doorway. "No, I can not move. My is the aching too much." Starfire moaned. "Star you have a hangover, but right now we need you so you'll have to ignore the pain." Beast Boy said. "No." Starfire replied stubbornly. "Come on Star do it for Robin, he needs you for this." Beast Boy coaxed. At the mention of Robin's name Starfire reluctantly got out of bed and got dressed, not caring that Beast Boy who had thankfully covered his eyes was there. Starfire tried to comb her hair but gave up, instead she pulled it up into a messy bun. Starfire sluggishly made her way out of the door past Beast Boy who had uncovered his eyes. The crime alert siren had, to Starfire's relief, stopped blaring. She made her way to the common room with Beast Boy behind her. Upon entering the room Starfire saw the that Bee and Raven were in similar conditions. Raven had her hood up and looked like she was dying. Bumblebee had her shirt on backwards and her hair was in a ponytail. Robin looked at all the girls in silent amusement. Cyborg however apparently had a death wish because he laughed out loud at them. Bee glared at him as did Starfire, Raven used her magic to cover his mouth. "Shut up you are way too loud." Raven said. "Guys come on we have to stop Mumbo." Robin said heading to the garage while beckoning for the other Titans to follow. Which they did albeit a bit slowly. Finally everyone was in the T-Car and heading towards the bank. The ride was silent due to the fact that if anyone said anything they'd probably get their heads bit off by the girls. Finally they arrived at the bank where crowds of people were screaming and fleeing. "Oh X'Hal make them stop." Starfire said irritated. "Star they're just scared." Robin reminded. "I don't care my head hurts!" Starfire exclaimed her eyes glowing green. Robin wisely shut up after that. "Let's get this over with." Cyborg said parking the T-Car. The Titans all climbed out of the car and went inside of the bank. Spotting Mumbo Starfire stormed over determined to get this over with as quickly as possible. Mumbo saw this and immediately sent a deck of steel cards shooting towards her which she effortlessly dodged, even with a hangover. "Starfire what are you doing? Stop, all of you." Robin ordered, as Bee and Raven were right behind her. They all ignored him. "What are they doing? This is nuts." Cyborg said. "I know right they didn't even wait for Robin to say go!" Beast Boy exclaimed. "Yeah cuz that's the real problem here." Cyborg said sarcastically. "Look." Robin said pointing at the fight unfolding before them. Raven was currently involved in a fight with a card soldier that Mumbo had created. Bee was fighting a "joker" and Starfire was fighting Mumbo himself. "Enough!" Starfire shouted shooting star bolts at the crooked magician. She managed to hit his shoulder causing him to drop his wand, which Starfire quickly stomped on causing the card soldier, the joker and Mumbo himself to lose all their magic and revert back to their original form. Starfire grabbed Mumbo by his shirt and picked him up off the ground. "Listen to me Mumbo, I am very tired and my head hurts so if you were wise you would stay in jail when we put you there this time." Starfire seethed before dropping the man on the ground. "Dang Starfire." Cyborg said. "Can we go home now?" Bee whined. "No, we have to wait for the police to get here first so they can pick up Mumbo." Robin said. The girls all groaned simultaneously. "Sorry." Robin said. So the Titans waited 30 minutes for the cops to arrive which in Starfire's opinion is ridiculously long. No wonder Jump City relies so heavily on the Teen Titans to stop crime, the police force sucks. Finally they heard the police sirens and saw the squad car round the corner. It took everything in Starfire not to blast the siren with her star bolts. "Thank you Titans. We will make sure he stays locked up this time." One of the officers said. Raven snorted. "Yeah right the day a criminal can't escape from Jump City Jail will be the day the Titans lose their jobs. " Raven thought to herself. The officer gave her a dirty look. Raven glared right back at him forcing him to look away. The police officers loaded up Mumbo who glared at Starfire the whole time. "I can't believe I got beat up by a girl." Mumbo said in disbelief before the car door was shut. The Titans watched the squad car drive away. "Okay Titans let's go home." Robin announced causing all the girls to sigh in relief. The team loaded up into the T-Car and Cyborg drove the team home. Upon arriving at Titans Tower Starfire immediately went to her room as did Raven and Bee. Cyborg, Robin and Beast Boy decided to give the girls some space to nurse their hangovers in peace. Opting to hang out in the common room instead. "What do you think we should do about the girls? They didn't listen at all today." Robin ever the leader asked. Cyborg and Beast Boy looked at him like he was stupid. "What?" Robin asked. "Dude they're girls with hangovers of course they're not going to listen when they're like that." Beast Boy said incredulously. "Yeah not to mention they're super heroes with kick butt powers." Cyborg added. "Ok so what do I do?" Robin asked. "Unless you have a death wish nothing. This was just one of those instances where we got upstaged by the girls which, if it means we get done twice as fast I'm ok with it." Beast Boy said. "Yeah I guess you're right besides I'd like to keep my head on my shoulders." Robin said. "Right. Should we go check on them?" Beast Boy asked. "Yeah." Robin said. "Probably." Cyborg agreed. So the boys headed to their girlfriends' rooms to help them.

To be continued...