Teen Titans Oneshots and Short Stories

Drunk Girls

Author's POV

"Starfire come back!" Robin yelled across the nightclub. The boy wonder was chasing down his very drunk girlfriend. He and the other Titans had decided to take a night off and this is where they wanted to go, Club Delta. Robin voted against it, but he was outnumbered. "Hey Robin what are you doing?" Cyborg asked noticing his friend in a rush. "Trying to catch a very drunk Starfire." Robin replied. "Why? She can take care of herself, besides she's over there dancing with Raven and Bumblebee ." Cyborg said gesturing toward the dance floor. "Hey guys have you seen Rae?" Beast Boy asked running up to them. "Yeah she's over there dancing with Bee and Starfire." Cyborg said pointing. "What?Raven is dancing?" Beast Boy asked. "Yeah has been for a while now." Cyborg answered as the group watched the three female heroes. "Who's that?" Robin asked pointing at three men who were talking to Starfire, Bee and Raven. "I don't know but they don't look like they want to just be friends with our girls." Beast Boy growled, seeing one of the men had grabbed Starfire's wrist. "Let's go." Robin said.

On the Dance floor

Starfire could feel the pounding of the music and her heart beating in time to each other. She was so happy. She had drank several of the fruity drinks that Friend Raven called margaritas and they made her body and mind feel all funny and she loved it. Starfire was having loads of fun making Robin chase her around as well. "This is so wondrous!" Starfire shouted to her friends over the music. "I know right, I feel like I'm floating!" Bee yelled back also drunk. "Ooohh I love this song!" Raven shouted drunk out of her mind although if you ever ask her what song it was the next day she wouldn't remember it. The girls started dancing faster, their bodies moving in time with the music. "Hey there pretty ladies." A deep male voice purred. The girls turned around to see who had spoke and were met with the sight of 3 attractive young men. "Oh greetings." Starfire said clearly drunk. "What are your names?" The man in the center of the group asked. "My name is Starfire, this is friend Raven and that is friend Bumblebee." Starfire said attempting to point in the right directions." Nice to meet you ladies, I'm Cal, this is Issac and that's Mark." Cal said. "Do you girls want to dance?" Cal asked. Starfire and the other girls smiled. "This earth boy is very kind but we are here with our boyfriends." Starfire thought to herself.
"No thank you we were about to do the leaving ." Starfire said, turning to leave with Raven and Bee in tow. "Oh come on just one song?" Cal asked stepping in front of her. "Thank you for the offer but we must be going." Starfire said. "It wasn't an offer. Now come on I insist." Cal said grabbing Starfire's wrist. "You will unhand me at once." Starfire ordered. "What if I don't?" Cal asked no longer being nice. "If you do not I will hurt you." Starfire threatened as she attempted to summon a star bolt. However because she was drunk Starfire couldn't summon anything but a weak spark. "Now that would be interesting to see. But what would be even more interesting to see is what you've got underneath your clothes." Cal said touching her bare waist. Starfire looked at her friends for help but found they were in the same situation with Issac and Mark. "You will let me go now." Starfire ordered but sounded less sure of herself. "Nope I won't. Come on boys let's go." Cal said dragging Starfire along with him. "You know when a lady says no, you really should listen because sometimes they have very, very angry boyfriends to help them." A voice said from behind Cal and his friends. The group turned around and saw Robin, Beast Boy and Cyborg. "Robin!" Starfire exclaimed trying to run to her boyfriend but was quickly stopped by Cal. "I don't take no for an answer." Cal said. "You will release her right now or so help me you will be in prison for the rest of your life if I let you live that long." Robin threatened. Cal still didn't budge. "Alright we warned you. Titans go!" Robin shouted. Beast Boy turned into a bull and charged at Issac who had Raven trapped against him. Cyborg ran at Mark who had Bumblebee by her arms. "Get yo hands off my lady!" Cyborg shouted as his metal fist connected with Mark's jaw making him let go of Bee to clutch his face, crying. "Oh shut up I just broke your jaw, besides you were warned." Cyborg said. Meanwhile Beast Boy had launched Issac in the air and was standing in front of a drunk Raven. Robin was swinging his bo staff at Cal who still had a hold of Starfire. "Let her go. Last chance." Robin said deadly calm. Cal just laughed. "Fine have it your way." Robin said as he swung his bo staff down onto Cal's hand that held onto Starfire breaking it and causing him to let go. "Ouch! You mother-" Cal didn't get to finish that sentence because he was knocked out by Robin's fist. "Oh my hero!" Starfire gushed giving Robin a big drunk kiss. "Come on let's go home." Robin suggested, picking up Starfire and carrying her bridal style while she whispered the various ways she would reward him later for his heroic actions. Robin blushed. " Yeah let's get these drunk girls to bed." Beast Boy agreed as Raven clung to him like a monkey playing with his ears and giggling as he carried her. "After this I think they are going to need as much sleep as possible for the massive hangovers they're going to have tomorrow." Cyborg said while Bee climbed onto his back for a piggyback ride. Cyborg went and got the T- Car for the group which was tricky with Bee on his back but he did it and carefully placed her in the passenger seat where she fell asleep moments later. Robin and Beast Boy climbed in with their girlfriends in their laps. Raven sighed and fell asleep against Beast Boy's shoulder. "Robin can we do this again?" Starfire asked drunkenly. Robin balked. "Maybe someday Star." He replied knowing she wouldn't remember his answer. Minutes later he felt her curl up against him, resting her head in the crook of his neck. Robin heard Starfire's soft snoring moments later. "So who agrees we never take these girls to the club again?" Beast Boy asked. "I agree." Cyborg stated. "Never again." Robin confirmed. "FYI Robin when Starfire whispers when she's drunk it's not very quiet. I heard everything she said about rewarding you. When I get home I'm taking like 5 showers." Beast Boy said. "Leave the man alone BB, you and Raven can be just as bad, so shut up." Cyborg scolded. Beast Boy grumbled to himself but didn't say anything else.
"It's not like she's gonna remember anything she said anyways." Robin said a bit sadly, knowing that all the things drunk Starfire said were things sober Starfire would be way too shy to try.
"Look we're home." Cyborg announced. "Oh thank goodness." Robin breathed in relief. Robin, Beast Boy and Cyborg carefully exited the car with their girlfriends in their arms. "Alright time for bed goodnight guys." Robin said to Beast Boy and Cyborg who said the same before heading off to put their girlfriends to bed. Beast Boy tucked Raven into her bed. Cyborg took Bumblebee to the guest room so he could tuck her in.
Robin made his way down the hall to Starfire's room. Once there he took of her boots and clothes not in a creepy way, just so he could put her night gown on her. Then he pulled back the sheets and quilt and laid Starfire in bed and pulled the blankets back over her tucking her in. Robin leaned down and kissed Starfire's forehead and said, "Goodnight my shooting Star."

To be continued...