*In the forest while filming*
*Cracking noise*
"Snippidy-snap-dog! Oh, it was just a stick. Okay, so hey guys, it's Willa and today, I'm in the woods. Nikki disappeared in here somewhere, I swear I saw her a couple minutes ago. So, she got turnt into a neko by the Hecate campers and the whole entire camp is looking for her."
*The sound of a branch breaking off*
"Ooohhhh! What the fuck was that?!"
*Random dick drawing on a tree*
"Why the fuck is there a dick drawing on a tree. Ugh, I don't know if I should be terrified of a branch breaking off or the fact that theres literally dick drawings on every tree. Both of them sound kind of stupid to be scared of though."
*Erotic moaning from the distance*
"What the fuck! Oh my gods! Who's here?"
*Loud panting and more erotic moaning*
"My ears are being violated. Who decided to have sex here?! Or are they masterbating?"
*More erotic moaning*
"Wait! I recognize those moans anywhere! NIKKI!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!?!!"
*More erotic moaning*
Nikki: "Willa~!"
"Oh shit! She's calling meh! What season is it?" *Pulls out random calendar*
"Oh shit... Its mating season..."
Nikki: *More erotic moaning and meowing* "WILLA~! I'm over here~! Come mate with me~! AH~!"
"My poor, poor ears... But not gonna give up the chance! I'm gettin' laid!!"
The whole camp: *Hears loud erotic moaning and meowing (mostly from Nikki) coming out of the woods*
Pearl: "Should we like...?"
Andrew: "Its best that we don't interfere."
Jenny: "Wait! What season is it?!"
Peter: *Pulls out random calendar* "... It's mating season..."
The whole camp: "ooooooooohhhhhhhhh."
Jenny: "... DON'T FORGET TO USE PROTECTION!!!!"
Andrew: "Jenny! Their not guys! I don't think females need protection!"
Jenny: "Well... MALE VERSIONS OF WILLA AND NIKKI!!! USE PROTECTION!!!!"
Pearl: "Isn't Willa's camera with her?"
Peter: "Yeah...?"
Pearl: "Do you think... That Willa may have recorded some lezbian smut?!"
Andrew: "..."
Jenny: "..."
Peter: "..."
Hank: "..."
Francis: "..."
Leah: "..."
Cal: "..."
The whole camp: "..."
Nikki and Willa: *Emerging from the shadows* "What the fuck, Pearl."
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{A/N}: THIS IS LATE BUT WOMEN DO NEED PROTECTION OKAY IT TOOK MY A YEAR TO FIGURE THAT OUT BUT IVE BEEN TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT BUT YES, USE PROTECTION GUYS
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