do you remember the melon?

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Momma leaf: I swear Miss Horrocks hates me

Memelife: why?

Momma leaf: gather round children. It's story time with Momma Stump

Fruit fucker: *gathers*

Momma leaf: ok so everyone just finished their work and the bell rang. Miss wouldn't let us leave until everyone had marked everything. Some people did more than others and she made us wait for them. Long story short I missed the bus.

Memelife: I know. I was in that class with you

Memewife: same

Momma leaf: I STILL HATE HER!!

GeeGee: she's not that bad

Memewife: are you fucking dumb??

GeeGee: yes. Your argument is invalid

Memewife: can I disown you?

Oreos: please do. Then I can have him!!

GeeGee: well...do you care about how I feel?

Memewife: no

Oreos: no

Bitchsucker: yes

Tyjo: yes

Lexy: no

GeeGee: bye guys I'm off with Ty and Ryan

Fruit fucker: yes! Come over to us!!

GeeGee: done!

Oreos: bye then

GeeGee: do you seriously not care?

Oreos: no not really. I'm kinda pissed off coz ever since you came out as trans, my sexuality has been all fucked up

GeeGee: please tell me your kidding. I can't tell. Your @ urs and I'm ovee here.

Oreos: I'm coming over

GeeGee: to cuddle??

Oreos: no

Oreos: to break up

GeeGee: oh

GeeGee: bye guys, I'll chat later

Memewife: guys this is actually serious

Memelife: Mikey are you ok?

Memewife: ye imma just check on Gee

Memelife: do you want me to come over?

Memewife: please

Jishwa: this better not be real

Melmoo: oh please no

Halsey: babe are you ok?

Melmoo: I just need tk know id Gees ok

Halsey: ok, call Mikey later

Memelife: ok Franks here. Me and Mikey are gonna be gone for a while

Jenna: holy shit this is really happening

Sarah: especially if Petes being serious

Momma leaf: well we're just gonna be here for them yeah!?

Ash P: ye

AB: defo

GeeGee: hey guys!

Oreos: so we have news

Jishwa: YOU'RE KIDDINGA ND ITS ALL ONE BUG JIJW AND KNKW YOURW GETTING MARRIED!!

Oreos: no

GeeGee: we actuals just split up

Memewife: it's true

Memelife: yeah

GeeGee: anyways! What's new?

Momma leaf: apart from our bullshit math teacher?

GeeGee: ye

Momma leaf: umm...

Fruit fucker: do you remember the melon?

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