Percy: Blue is my color
Jason: Then why isn't it your eye color
Percy:
Annabeth:
Piper:
Hazel:
Nico:
Frank: Jason
Frank: Do you realize what you've done?!?
Jason: Wha—
Percy: *Jumps on Jason*
Percy: HOW DARE YOU
Percy: I WAS BORN THIS WAY
Percy:AND GUESS WHAT I AM BEAUTIFUL
Percy:I AM LUSCIOUS VOLUPTUOUS PIECE OF LEMON CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU.
Frank: Percy inhale exhale
Percy: *hugs pillow pet* NO
Frank: We've been through this
Percy: Jason bullied me
Percy: I HOPE YOUR EARBUD CORDS GET TANGLED FOREVER
Jason: *gasp*
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Percy Jackson Jokes
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