Percy: I am 70% water, 10% percent pizza, 20% blue food, and 100% swag.
Jason: That's 200%.
Percy: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Twice
Percy: I am 70% water, 10% percent pizza, 20% blue food, and 100% swag.
Jason: That's 200%.
Percy: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.