Hazel

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Hazel: Um, I kind of have a... [mumbles]
Nico: A what?
Hazel: A boyfriend.... ??
Nico: WHAT
Nico: WHO IS HE
Nico: IF HE HURTS YOU HE WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN
Nico: HE WILL FACE ETERNAL PUNISHMENT IF HE SO MUCH AS DARES TO HARM A HAIR ON YOUR HEAD
Nico: IF HE BREAKS YOUR HEART I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BREAK HIS SKULL
Nico: WHO IS HE
Hazel: Calm down it's Frank.
Nico: Oh

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