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s u m m a r y
"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."
"Go McFuck yourself."
"Oh, I like it when you're saucy."
"Die."
In which the author writes about her crazy obsession with McDonald's into a short story filled with puns, bad jokes, and cringy sexy food talk.
d e d i c a t i o n
To all the broken ice cream machines out there that don't work. Just know that you are still loved.
c h a r a c t e r i n s p i r a t i o n
Amanda Stenberg(actor) as
Olga Lovell
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Dylan O'Brien(actor) as
Derek Healy
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p l a y l i s t
Rose-Colored Boy by Paramore
Plans by Oh Wonder
Used to It by Ashe
Homie by Phoebe Ryan
Rock Bottom by Hailee Steinfeld
a u t h o r' s n o t e
I seriously couldn't stop thinking about McDonald's so I told myself that this needed to be done. If you like it, then join me in the rebellion against hate on broken ice cream machines!
#FREETHEICECREAMMACHINEHATE
And... thanks for reading. You guys are really cool dudes.
