INSIDE MC'DONALD'S
"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I Mctake your order?"
"How did you go from serving me through a window to serving me at the freaking counter? Are you stalking me?!"
"McMa'am I have no idea- wait. Are you really the girl from the drive-thru?"
"McDuh! And all I have to say is that-"
"You're Mcfreaking hot..."
"If you think making Mc'Donald puns going to get me to flirt back with you, then you're wrong. And close your mouth before a fly gets in it."
"Mcsorry. I Mc-shit! I'M SORRY!"
"You know... on second thought, I don't think I'm hungry anymore."
"Mcwait! I MEAN WAIT!"
"Speak English, burger boy. This is America, so get with the program."
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a/n: about to pull up at the gym like:
YOU ARE READING
Welcome to McDonald's
Krótkie Opowiadania"Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin'it" "Go McFuck yourself." "Oh, I like it when you're saucy." "Die." --- © 2017 Welcome to McDonalds by GhoulKiss