"Welcome to McDonalds, how may i Mctake your order?"
"You again? Do you really talk like this to all your customers?"
"That's McRight."
"How do they not get annoyed by you..."
"Because they know how to Mc-get-n-go"
"I seriously can't understand shit you're saying when you talk like that."
"I can't believe you're holding a converstion in a McDrive-thu."
"How are you not fired yet!"
"How have you not ordered off the McPick menu yet? You know, you should really try the 2 for 3 deal. The McNuggets are fire."
"Can I guarantee you'll give me more than one sauce to eat with?"
"Is this McShade I should be aware of?"
"Oh, goodness no! It's not like everytime I go to McDonald's I only get one sauce everytime I order a 10 piece or 20 piece. Like that shit is just a endless dipping sauce cup."
"McMa'ma, if you have a problem, then go to Wendy's nextdoor."
"Fine! I can gareentee they'll give me sauce... AND A FULLY FUNCTIONAL ICE CREAM MACHINE!"
"Mc'bu bye!"
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a/n: you want nuggets with that?
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Cerita Pendek"Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin'it" "Go McFuck yourself." "Oh, I like it when you're saucy." "Die." --- © 2017 Welcome to McDonalds by GhoulKiss