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"Welcome to McDonalds, how may I Mctake your order?"
"Yes, can I have the- wait. What did you just say?"
"How may I Mctake your order?"
"First your ice cream machine is broken, and now the drive-thru speakers? You people need to get your shit together."
"Hey! Don't ever in your Mclife insult McDonalds like that! We're giving you the kind of Mclovin' Wendy's can't afford!"
"You guys can barely afford to get your machines fixed, so don't bother bringing Wendy's into this."
"Look, if you're going to be rude and McRespectful, then saticfy your appetite elsewhere."
"That didn't even make sense!"
"You're holding up the McFreaking line."
"I'm so outta here. And a bad report will be coming your way."
"Can't wait to McRead it."
"Ugh!"
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a/m: I'm so hungry for a quarter pounder right now...
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Short Story"Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin'it" "Go McFuck yourself." "Oh, I like it when you're saucy." "Die." --- © 2017 Welcome to McDonalds by GhoulKiss
