"Welcome to McDonalds, how may I take your order?"
"Wait, you didn't say it this time!"
"Say what?"
"Mc! Unless... you guys finally fired the jerk!"
"Uh, okay? What would like today, ma'am?"
"Ah, yes. Can I get a large-"
"Whoops, sorry. My shift just ended. DEREK, GET OVER HERE!"
"um..."
"Welcome to McDonalds, how may I McTake your order?"
"Are you and Karma siding with each other now?!"
"Oh, It's McYou again..."
"Is this how you talk to your fellow co-workers as well?"
"My boss McProves of my actions."
"That's it: fuck this drive-tru."
"Wait! I didn't take your McOrder!"
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Short Story"Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin'it" "Go McFuck yourself." "Oh, I like it when you're saucy." "Die." --- © 2017 Welcome to McDonalds by GhoulKiss