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INSIDE MC'DONALD'S
"Welcome to Mc-"
"I don't want to hear it! Let's just make this short 'n sweet: I'll say what I'm going to order, and you say nothing in return. Got it?"
"..."
"Great. Now can I try that new Macchiato espresso you guys have? Work is gonna be a pain today and I don't want to fall asleep."
"I know how to keep you awake..."
"What did you just say?"
"Nothing..."
"Wait, you didn't say it Mc this time!"
"I know... and I'm so ashamed."
"Is that seriously how you get through the day?"
"Sadly, yes."
"This is the weirdest McDonald's I've been to in all my life..."
"Believe it or not, but it'll get worse."
"Really? And what makes you say that?"
"On my nightshifts, the janitor likes to dance to WMCA ."
"Okay, funny, but how can that be bad."
"Because she wears her headphones thinking no on can hear her when she sings, but the jack is never plugged in to her phone."
"Ha! What the heck? You're kidding, right?"
"If only."
"Maybe I might consider coming here more often now."
"Really?"
"Woah. Someone's excited."
"Oh please! It's just nice to see a little more excitement in this dump."
"You think I'm exciting?"
"Well... uh-"
ORDER 212 IS READY
"I better go. Thanks for the coffee, dude!"
"It was my McPleasure..."
"What?"
"What?"
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a/n: It's spreading...
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YOU ARE READING
Welcome to McDonald's
Short Story"Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin'it" "Go McFuck yourself." "Oh, I like it when you're saucy." "Die." --- © 2017 Welcome to McDonalds by GhoulKiss
