Here's a more comical one. Enjoy!
Yes, I used to serve lil' miss Marine
She was the brattiest girl I've ever seen,
But that was the most paid I've ever been!
Now she might seem like any other brat
But hear me out - it's far off from that!
She's got many secrets, an' she's one sly cat
Once while cookin' for 'er I heard a strange sound
It seemed to be coming from the underground
I sneaked into the basement hopin' I won't be found
But then all of a sudden - miss Marine came 'round!
She said to me "You should start running, hon"
I didn', I was under curiousity's coercion
Behind 'er was a pool of blood - "What's goin' on?!"
And before I knew it, miss Marine had a gun!
I figured now was the time to scram
"She killed a man without givin' a damn!
Who was it? Why? Is this her new hobby?"
Well I got all the answers as I ran into the lobby
It was her gang, the Queens of Kings
They said that that man was one of their playthings
As they cornered me, I heard the sound of police cars
And so then the Queens were put behind bars.
Yes, that was the story of Queen Marine
She was the scariest girl I've ever seen.
Now she might seem like any other brat,
But we both know it's far off from that.
-The End-
