7 Deadly Sins

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(Author's note - I was actually angry while writing the 'wrath' part, so...that happened.)
Enjoy.

You call me a pretentious prick

You say I brag too much 'n' ask "Why?"

Well I got a lotta qualities, take your pick

Ya see, I'm the best and it's no lie

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Why are their days always sunny?

I want to have their happiness

I want their car, I want their money

I want it all, why can't they have less?

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I love nothing more than a good meal

I'll have one more...okay another one...

Alright, I'll have it ALL, is that a deal?

My tummy just hates it when I'm done

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I really like your ring, can it be mine?

Too bad, the ring is very - GIVE IT TO ME.

I'd give it back but I'll have to decline,

We both know I deserve it more, don't we?

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Now now, don't be shy my dear

We all get urges for the same thing

Is it just me or is it getting hot here?

So if you want it, give me a ring~

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WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST DROP DEAD?!

OH GOD, EVERYONE'S JUST SO ANNOYING!

OUT THE FUCKIN' WAY OR BLOOD'LL BE SHED

NEXT TIME, WATCH WHERE YA FAT ASS'S GOING!


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True...the room kinda is in chaos...

But, eh...I kinda don't really bother...

My cat wants food but he ain't my boss...

I didn't feed'm this weekend but maybe another...

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Now we're going to our life after death

We're not going up, we're going down.

We were foolish before we lost our breath

Satan's jaws are open, we ought to get chown.

-The End-

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